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pati; agar main kho jau to tum kya karoge
pati; paper me vigyapan dunga
patni; tum kitne acche ho usme kya likhoge
pati jaha bhi raho khush raho 

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school vs college

school; pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale
college; ek ballpen woh bh friends se cheena huwa

school; claas mein enter hone se pehle; ma'am may i come in?
collge; bina baithe hi mbl kan se laga k class se bahar

school; bag mein har subject ki books
clg; yaar ek papaer toh phar ki de

school; class test mein start
clg; full moon hi nasseb hota he yaar

school; listen i like her
clg; sambhal ke dekh bhabhi hai teri 

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husband; hypnotize karna kya hota hai
wife; kisi ko apne qaabu mei kar ke apn marzi ke kam karwana
husband; chal jhooti usse toh shaadi kehte hai

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a japanese came to india
he took an auto to the airport 
on the way a honda overtake
japanese; honda made in japan ...very fast
next a toyota overtakes
japanese; toyota made in japan ...very fast
airport came he asked how much
dokara; rs.8000
japanese; why so expensive
dokara; meter made in india...very fast

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height of coolness:
2 guys coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands
1st guy; which paper was it
2nd guys; i think maths
1st guy; (surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy; no i saw a girl sitting beside me using a calculator

they also make these kind of jokes Ermm ROFL

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twinkle twinkle little star

you should know what you are

and once you know what you are

mental hospital is not so far

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