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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:18pm | IP Logged
NEW WEDDING STYLE !
PRIEST : do u agree to change ur facebook relationship status from single to married?
BOY : LIKE LIKE!
GIRL : LIKE!
PRIEST : you are now husband and wife. You may now upload ur wedding pictures and dont forget to TAG me!

OMG hahaha ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:19pm | IP Logged
"Would you like a table?"

No. I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.

haha ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:21pm | IP Logged
Two hunters are in the New Jersey woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. 'My friend is dead. What can I do?' 'Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
 There's a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. 'OK, now what?'

hahahahhaa ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:22pm | IP Logged
My Wi-Fi went down today. I guess my neighbors forgot to the pay the bill, how irresponsible.

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:23pm | IP Logged
Husband makes a
mistake, wife shouts,
husband says Sorry.

Wife makes a mistake, husband shouts, wife cries, husband says sorry.

LOL LOL ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:25pm | IP Logged
Teacher : Now,tell me frankly,do you say prayers before eating?
Student : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:26pm | IP Logged
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I don't know
Teacher : They are called Turks.Now Tell me What are people of Germany called?
Student : Germs


hahaha ROFLROFLROFL

MB Monkey Emoticons ROFLROFL 

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 5:27pm | IP Logged
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN OPERATOR sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks...

hahahahahaha ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

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