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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 12:34pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.


hahaha ROFLROFL 

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 12:36pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait'.
Searching'.
searching'
still searching'.
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found'!

CryROFL
lol lol ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 12:38pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Why I Hate C.I.D 

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir'Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..


ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

\hahahhhahahhahaha OMG so trueee hahahahhahaha ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 12:39pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

School k back side river Me Principle Doob Raha Tha,Usse Tairna Nhi Aata Tha,ek studnt Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga

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kal chhutti hai


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hahahahahhahaha ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 12:42pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se-"aaj meri unse ladai ho gyi.

Ma-"beta shadi me jhagde to hote rhte hain.

Beti-"vo to thik h pr ab"deadbody"ka kya karu..:


OMGROFLROFLROFL

hahahahahahhaa ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 12:44pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by New_nova

Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Miyaaun'
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Miyaaun'
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi'
hahhhahahaa ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 3:10pm | IP Logged
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

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Posted: 29 September 2012 at 3:17pm | IP Logged
This is a true story. 
In an advanced college class a large group of students accumulated for their final assignment. Their professor stood at the front of the room and announced their exam. He picked up a chair placed it on the desk and said "Prove to me that this chair does not exist."
The students arrogant and intelligent began to write furiously about various laws a statements, barely able to finish in the two hour period. This included everyone but one boy who finished his paper in less than two minutes and received that only A.
This was his answer, "What chair?"


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