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Posted: 25 July 2012 at 3:09am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

hahaha ROFLROFLROFL


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Posted: 25 July 2012 at 3:11am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"


hahaa ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL



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Posted: 31 July 2012 at 12:47pm | IP Logged
ager ap ko Rona a raha ho to Ap
Miror dekh lain
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Ap ka HASA nikal jaye ga
ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 31 July 2012 at 12:48pm | IP Logged
mariz ,,doctor se

koi lambi umar ka tarika btao,!

doctor ,,shadi kar loROFL

mariz,,is se umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Doctor,,nahi ye shoq khatam ho jaye ga
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Posted: 05 August 2012 at 7:36pm | IP Logged
This is not my shyari!! My friend mailed it to me so I am just sharing with you all!!!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

 Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... 



Edited by KaSh_Krishika - 05 August 2012 at 7:40pm

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Posted: 05 August 2012 at 7:37pm | IP Logged

This is not my shyari!!

Someday u may lose ur hair.

 u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose  ur mind.

 But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

 coz u cant lose wot u don't have!



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Posted: 05 August 2012 at 7:38pm | IP Logged

This is not my shyari!!

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

 Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

 Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

 Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..



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Posted: 07 August 2012 at 8:27am | IP Logged
Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
Saali kamini R.M.D  Gutka. Khati thi.

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