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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:18pm | IP Logged
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.Evil Smile

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:20pm | IP Logged
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:22pm | IP Logged
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!

CryROFL

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:25pm | IP Logged

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti…

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:27pm | IP Logged

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon

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oyeeShockedROFLROFLbhagoROFL

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:29pm | IP Logged

Why I Hate C.I.D 

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..


ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:30pm | IP Logged

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi
ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 1:33pm | IP Logged
OUR GENERATION doesn't ring the door bell,
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We Text or Call to say we're OutsideEmbarrassed

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