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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 8:55am | IP Logged
One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 8:59am | IP Logged
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 9:00am | IP Logged
Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, "Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?"
Devdas Bola, "Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya."

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 9:00am | IP Logged
Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah… Wah…
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 9:01am | IP Logged

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill

Aur

Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 9:01am | IP Logged

Teacher to Electronis Student: "Naade" Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 9:05am | IP Logged
Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…

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Posted: 27 September 2012 at 10:50am | IP Logged
Originally posted by New_nova

Teacher to Electronis Student: "Naade" Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)



hahah niceLOL
ye main ne post kiya tha,funn hai,LOL

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