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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:43pm | IP Logged
Don't be afraid to take risks. Shake the soda bottle before you open the cap.

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:44pm | IP Logged
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. 

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" 
She replied, "I'm having a baby." 

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." 

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." 


With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"Shocked

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:45pm | IP Logged
Teacher : Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth?
Student : Grandma and Grandpa


LOL LOL ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 26 September 2012 at 2:09am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

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:I had a dream about you last night! :)

:Aweee <3

:You died.

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hahahaROFL
LOL ROFLROFL

Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

who says English is easy?

don't believe? then fill the blank with either "YES or NO"

"oh____, I am a monkey."

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Ap ne SHIT lagaya hogaEmbarrassedROFL
no Ermm maine nahi lagaya kuch bhi, apke liye shod di yeh blank ROFLROFL

to main pagal hon jo yahan kuch lagaonStern SmileROFLmain monkey nahi honROFLROFL
u sure? ROFLROFLROFL

jee sureEmbarrassedROFLROFL
wadiya EmbarrassedROFLROFL

mera matlab main monky nahi honEmbarrassedROFL
whatever you say EmbarrassedROFLROFL

muje shak par raha hai ke Ap meri bisti karna chahti hoUnhappyROFLROFL

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Posted: 26 September 2012 at 2:10am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

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Height of Facebook Addiciti0n:

A b0y's fb status
I'm onLine on fb during Lecture hahaha* 

Comment fr0m his pr0fess0r:
*Get out of the cLass n0w* :-p

Dean Liked comment! 

Friend commented:
*jaLdi aa yar, cafe may fit mahoL hy* 

Gate keeper's comment:
*Saab pehLe idhar aa k apni bike Lock kardein*

Mom commented:
*NaLaik cLass ni parhni toh sabzi Le k seedha ghar wapis aa..* =)

DaD cOmmented:
Dkhlo apne betay ki harkatain :-//

G.f ...cOmmented: I Hate U! :@ kamine mUjhse kaha tha Dadi hOsPitaL may hyn miL nai sakta*

Dadi cOmmented:
ManhOos tU ghar aa batati hOoN tUjhe*



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ye funny laga mujeROFLROFLROFL
omg omg omg hahahahahaha ROFLROFLROFL

yar ye muje sach main dunny laga thaROFLROFL
lol mujhko bhi funny laga ROFLROFLROFL

achi bat hai dono ko lagaROFLROFL

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Posted: 26 September 2012 at 2:12am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

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yeh masoom smiley use karna band kar do ap masoom nahi ho Thumbs DownROFLROFL.ROFL
huh kab kiye ErmmROFLROFL sapne main kiye honge WinkROFLROFL

ary hon to karon ga naROFLye lo koi problem hai ap koROFLROFL
karne they par so geya thaCryROFLaj karon gaEvil SmileROFL

haan hai problem AngryROFLROFL.ROFL
hahaha haan dekha maine kiye apne ROFL let me check them Cool.ROFLROFL
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kio hai problemROFLhamri khushi se Ap ko kio hia problemROFLROFL
kal or zeyda karon ga dekhnaWinkROFL

draamebaaz ho ap Thumbs DownROFL koi problem nahi hai apki khushi se ErmmROFLROFL
theek eh Thumbs UpROFL

kab kiya main ne drama?ROFLROFLare wahROFLhamain to khushi hoti hai Ap ki khsushi peEmbarrassedROFLROFL

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Posted: 26 September 2012 at 2:16am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

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main na apne inboc ka shot le kar post kiya karon ga yahan likhne main time lagta haiUnhappyROFL
inbox ka shot? usse kya hoga Evil Smile mujhko hasi aaying ? AngryROFLROFL

ary os se muje type nahi karna pare gaEvil SmileROFLkio aying ap ko hasi?Evil SmileROFLor gusa bheUnhappyROFL
huh lazy Evil SmileROFLROFL
mere kehne ka matlab tha >> mujhko hasi aayegi? Angry aaying nahi ROFLROFL
aise hi style hai mera EmbarrassedROFLROFL

nahi time nahi milta yarCryROFLrat ko ap a jati ho to bilkul nahi miltaEmbarrassedROFL
oh is ghalti keyliye mafi ROFLpar same,,kio ayegiErmmROFLROFL
or karo gusa pleaseEmbarrassedROFLROFL
acha toh aaj kin kyunki main nahi thi ROFLROFL
uff hey bhagwan D'oh main puch rahi hun apse ki shots ko dekh ke mujhe hasi ayegi? Ermm ab samjh aaya?ROFLROFL
nahi ROFL jab mann kiya tab karungi taaki aap darr jao Evil SmileROFLROFL

han jee Ap nahi thin na to kar linROFLwarna cc se bahir nahi jaya jata mujh se kio ke hamari batain bohat hoti hain naErmmROFL
ary funny jokes likhain hon ge os main to shot dekh ke bhe to hasi ayegi naErmmROFLROFL
ak to ap ka MAANNNAngryROFLok ok jab marzi karna hum darain ge nahiEmbarrassedROFLROFL

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Posted: 26 September 2012 at 2:22am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

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sis muje jana haiUnhappy
main ne Naaz se kaha tha ke 2 am pe so jaon ga lekin alread late,,coz pc ka  time theek nahi haiUnhappy

so bye bye

@Naaz main ne wahan he reply kar diya tha cc main jahan ap ne BRB bola thaROFL

bye bye

GN,,HD,,,TC,,,,bye bye
Hug,Hug,Hug

aj soch rahi hogi SD ki jaga HD kio???ROFL HD means horror dreamsROFLROFL


@  ok AB sar dard start ho geya,,bye byeUnhappy
Hug,Hug
PC ka time fix karo ErmmROFL 
main bhi kar dungi reply ROFLROFL
mujhe pata chal gaya tha HD ka matlab Stern Smile explain karne ki zaroorat nahi AngryROFLROFL
bye bye GN SD TC HugHug

ab kar liya haiROFLROFL
thanksROFLROFL
ary main ne socha ye na ho ap ko lage ke muj se ghalt type hova haiROFLmain ne explain is liye kiya kio ke main chahta tha Ap ko pata chale jan ke likha main neEmbarrassedROFLROFL
main to a geya ab Ap ko GN,, +.. FD ROFL ab btao Ap FD means?ROFL
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