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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:33pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

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OMG hahahhahaha ROFLROFLROFL.ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:35pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ..MissBindaas..

If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Me: 10 and a dead body. ROFL

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:36pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

sis muje jana haiUnhappy
main ne Naaz se kaha tha ke 2 am pe so jaon ga lekin alread late,,coz pc ka  time theek nahi haiUnhappy

so bye bye

@Naaz main ne wahan he reply kar diya tha cc main jahan ap ne BRB bola thaROFL

bye bye

GN,,HD,,,TC,,,,bye bye
Hug,Hug,Hug

aj soch rahi hogi SD ki jaga HD kio???ROFL HD means horror dreamsROFLROFL


@  ok AB sar dard start ho geya,,bye byeUnhappy
Hug,Hug
PC ka time fix karo ErmmROFL 
main bhi kar dungi reply ROFLROFL
mujhe pata chal gaya tha HD ka matlab Stern Smile explain karne ki zaroorat nahi AngryROFLROFL
bye bye GN SD TC HugHug

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:38pm | IP Logged
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. 

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. 

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. 

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. 

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: 

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington DC, and those ***holes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Lee

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:38pm | IP Logged
tip to reduce weight:
first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. 
repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.


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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:40pm | IP Logged
Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number.


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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:41pm | IP Logged
Child: I'm running away! The next time you'll see my face, it'll be on a milk carton! 
Dad: They only put your picture on a milk carton, if someone is actually looking for you.


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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 10:41pm | IP Logged
Husband: Hey Honey, watch this!
[Breaks car window]
Wife: W*F are you doing?!?!
Husband: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Wife: We have Allstate you dumbass!!!


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