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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:20pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:23pm | IP Logged
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!" 

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:25pm | IP Logged
Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:"What do you think, I am McDonald's ?



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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:27pm | IP Logged
How to disturb…"'
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora(hammer) hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:28pm | IP Logged
Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:28pm | IP Logged

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking LOL

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:29pm | IP Logged

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :

Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.


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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 3:29pm | IP Logged
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-) ROFL

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