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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:06am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'
The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch
.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:10am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Wife to husband:
You don't LOVE me at all'
Husband points towards their 5 children n says -
Do you think I downloaded these from Google???

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:19am | IP Logged
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:21am | IP Logged

3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed

2.Depressed

3. Still Well Dressed.

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:23am | IP Logged

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I'm imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….

Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:25am | IP Logged

Lights
Sound
Camera
Action
Smile Plz

Krichhh

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Wow mri picture fit i hy ..
Ok ab tumhari khechta hn
Lights

Sound

Camera

And

Action

Ready
Smile Plz

Krichhh..

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Kaha b tha smile do…Kurban jaon ap peBlushingROFLROFL.ROFLROFL

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:29am | IP Logged

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.

Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?

Sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper seeUnhappyROFLROFL.ROFLROFL

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:36am | IP Logged

Height of Facebook Addiciti0n:

A b0y's fb status
I'm onLine on fb during Lecture hahaha* 

Comment fr0m his pr0fess0r:
*Get out of the cLass n0w* :-p

Dean Liked comment! 

Friend commented:
*jaLdi aa yar, cafe may fit mahoL hy* 

Gate keeper's comment:
*Saab pehLe idhar aa k apni bike Lock kardein*

Mom commented:
*NaLaik cLass ni parhni toh sabzi Le k seedha ghar wapis aa..* =)

DaD cOmmented:
Dkhlo apne betay ki harkatain :-//

G.f ...cOmmented: I Hate U! :@ kamine mUjhse kaha tha Dadi hOsPitaL may hyn miL nai sakta*

Dadi cOmmented:
ManhOos tU ghar aa batati hOoN tUjhe*



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