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Posted: 24 September 2012 at 9:55pm | IP Logged
ANSWERING MACHINE QUOTE:

***Hello?...Hello???,,,Nahh I'm not here I was just joking with ya. leave a message after the BEEP!


***Hey I'm not here right now...but my phone is! talk to it after the loud BEEP!


***This is not Jim's answering machine, its is refrigerator. If you talk REAL slow I'll write it on a post it note and stick it to me.

***Uhhh How do you work this thing? I don't understand the instructions. Hello?

hahaa ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 24 September 2012 at 9:56pm | IP Logged
Be Optimist. 
All people you hate eventually die.

hahahhahaha ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 24 September 2012 at 9:57pm | IP Logged
This isn't flying - this is falling with style

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Posted: 24 September 2012 at 10:32pm | IP Logged
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. 
For instance, if they are placed around your throat, she's probably slightly upset...

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:02am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

:I had a dream about you last night! :)

:Aweee <3

:You died.

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hahahaROFL
LOL ROFLROFL

Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

who says English is easy?

don't believe? then fill the blank with either "YES or NO"

"oh____, I am a monkey."

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Ap ne SHIT lagaya hogaEmbarrassedROFL
no Ermm maine nahi lagaya kuch bhi, apke liye shod di yeh blank ROFLROFL

to main pagal hon jo yahan kuch lagaonStern SmileROFLmain monkey nahi honROFLROFL
u sure? ROFLROFLROFL

jee sureEmbarrassedROFLROFL

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:03am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

wah NaazROFL
   . ROFLROFLROFL

weclomeROFLROFL

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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:04am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

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red face se darte nahi humEvil SmileROFLROFLhan to rakh liyaROFL
chalo na ho hamain kon sa saza mile gi ager 15 tak na hova toROFLROFL
haan haan darte nahi aap isiliye kehte rehte ho red face na dikhao ROFLROFL 
haan lekin try kar sakte hain WinkROFLROFL

han to na draya karo na ApROFLROFL
chalo phir full kochish karte hainROFLaj main bhe yahan post karon ga jokesWinkROFL
yeh masoom smiley use karna band kar do ap masoom nahi ho Thumbs DownROFLROFL.ROFL
huh kab kiye ErmmROFLROFL sapne main kiye honge WinkROFLROFL

ary hon to karon ga naROFLye lo koi problem hai ap koROFLROFL
karne they par so geya thaCryROFLaj karon gaEvil SmileROFL



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Posted: 25 September 2012 at 2:05am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

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main na apne inboc ka shot le kar post kiya karon ga yahan likhne main time lagta haiUnhappyROFL
inbox ka shot? usse kya hoga Evil Smile mujhko hasi aaying ? AngryROFLROFL

ary os se muje type nahi karna pare gaEvil SmileROFLkio aying ap ko hasi?Evil SmileROFLor gusa bheUnhappyROFL

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