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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 4:56am | IP Logged
A man walks into the dentist office and lies in the chair... The dentist comes in and proceeds to do an examination. In the middle of the exam, the man tells the dentist and apologizes that he has just had lunch and did not have time to brush his teeth before the appointment as he was running a bit late.

The dentist tells him : "That's ok. I understand. I just had to use the bathroom and didnt have time to wash my hands."

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Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yestarday.

Husband: Why? Darling.

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to cook"

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 4:58am | IP Logged
Ek Ladka phool lekar Ladki k pass gaya.

Ladki ne use KISS kar liya, W0 GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladkhi ne puckha Kya Hua?

Ladka: Guldasta lene ja rha hun

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Wow said the granddaughter: Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it?

Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'

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Girl : whn i cry no1 sees my tears
Whn im woried no1 sees my pain,
Whn im hapy no1 sees my smile
But Sala 1 Ladke ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 5:01am | IP Logged
How did Newton Die?


He died after watching South Indian Movies Coz, He Cudnt bear Rajnikant Breaking All D Law Of Physics which he made!

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 5:46am | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

8 din pehle he thread khatam

thanks bolo muje sab mai ne kaha tha ke pehle he ho jaye gaBlushingROFLROFL
nahi bolna thanks ErmmROFLROFL 

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 5:50am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Originally posted by --devil-mind--

8 din pehle he thread khatam

thanks bolo muje sab mai ne kaha tha ke pehle he ho jaye gaBlushingROFLROFL
nahi bolna thanks ErmmROFLROFL 

ap ki marziConfusedROFLROFL

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