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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 4:46am | IP Logged
Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.

Sahib: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

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Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

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God: Agle janam me kya ban-na chahoge?
Santa: Ji, Cockroch!

Surprised God:- Lekin kyo?
Dukhi Santa:Meri biwi sirf us-se hi darti hai!

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Sher sherni Ko kiss karne laga, Sherni ne roka or idhr udr Dekne lagi

Sher: Kya hua SherniDek Rahi Hun Aas Pas Discovery channel WaleTo nahi hai

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Posted: 08 October 2012 at 4:51am | IP Logged
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

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Biwi: "Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?"


Shohar: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai."

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Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.



Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

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