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A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
"Sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?
A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he should cut it in six or 12 pieces.
She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."
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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril.
He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well."
The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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Doctor: "I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor"
Santa (Jumps In Joy): "Yesss"
Doctor: "Did You Understand What I Just Told You?"
Santa: "Yes Of Course, Do You Think I'm Dumb?"
Doctor: "Then Why Are You So Happy?"
Santa: "Because That Proves that i have a brain.
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The Most Heart Breaking Moment In Our Childhood
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Ghar Aaye Mehmano Ke Diye Hue 500 Rupaye
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Jab Mummy Wapis Le Leti Hai
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50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai,
Kaise ?
Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Ayenge Soni I Love You Ab Kya Soni Wahaan Padane Jayegi?
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