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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 6:23pm | IP Logged

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people


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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 6:24pm | IP Logged

If looks could kill, You would be a weapon of mass destruction

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Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can't change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.LOLROFL

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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 6:26pm | IP Logged
I left a note on my neighbour's car asking him to stop parking in front of my house.I couldn't find any paper, so I used my car key instead. ROFL

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*:.a LiL bIt SwEeT.:*
*:.a LiL bIt WiLd.:*
*:.HeArT oF aN aNgEL.:*
*:.SoUL oF a ChILd.:*

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I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.ROFL

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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.


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I don't know why the word "purposeless" is in the English language. My dictionary says it has no meaning. ROFL

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