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Top 10 Funniest Things Said at 2004 Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


hahhahahahaha ROFLROFLROFL

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


hahaha ROFLROFLROFL
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."


oh wow ROFLROFLROFL
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

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9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"


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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

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I don't understand why cupid
was chosen to represent
Valentine's day. When I think
about romance, The last thing
on my mind is a short, chubby
toddler coming at
me with a weapon

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.


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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.


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The Japenese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too, suffer fewer heart attacks than the Birtish or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



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a picture speaks a thousand words...
but with photoshop,it tells a thousand lies...


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when you smile, it scares people.


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