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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:01pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by --devil-mind--

Teacher: 'behind every successful man there is a woman"

What do we learn from this?

Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman;-)


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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:06pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Princess_Saniaa

Teacher to Sardar "Where were U born?"

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. ROFLROFLROFL


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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:14pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ..MissBindaas..

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!" ROFL

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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:17pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ..MissBindaas..

"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Johnny, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet."

"Ice cream?" the little boy said, wiping his tears and smiling, "O
h! Boy!"

His mother said, "I don't want you..."

Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move, "Johnny, you're turtle is not dead after all."

"Oh," the disappointed boy said. "Can I kill it?" Stern Smile ROFL

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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:26pm | IP Logged

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...
Sincerely, Google Approve


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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:33pm | IP Logged

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle


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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:37pm | IP Logged

Sorry i missed your call.. LOL jk i ignored that sh*t.


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Posted: 06 October 2012 at 4:37pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy

Sorry i missed your call.. LOL jk i ignored that sh*t.


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