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Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

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Friend- After 60 years of marriage you still call your wife darling,honey and love!

what's the secret?

old man- Her name had slipped of my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask what it is ! :)

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Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student

hahaha

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i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:
"PUSH.
if you can't push, PULL.
if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

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When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:13pm | IP Logged

That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call And they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it

hahaha

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:15pm | IP Logged

Routine of Holidays :
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.Sleep till you are Hungry ,
Eat till you are Sleepy...

LOL

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3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:44pm | IP Logged

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:49pm | IP Logged

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:53pm | IP Logged

Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:56pm | IP Logged

i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:
"PUSH.
if you can't push, PULL.
if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:01pm | IP Logged

When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:13pm | IP Logged

That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call And they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:15pm | IP Logged

Routine of Holidays :
.
.
.Sleep till you are Hungry ,
Eat till you are Sleepy...

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:20pm | IP Logged

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:44pm | IP Logged

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:49pm | IP Logged

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:53pm | IP Logged

Dear Shakespeare,Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.Sincerely, unconvinced English student

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:56pm | IP Logged

i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:"PUSH.if you can't push, PULL.if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:01pm | IP Logged

When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:13pm | IP Logged

That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call And they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:15pm | IP Logged

Routine of Holidays :...Sleep till you are Hungry , Eat till you are Sleepy...

Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:20pm | IP Logged

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

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Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student

i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:
"PUSH.
if you can't push, PULL.
if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."

Routine of Holidays :
.
.
.Sleep till you are Hungry ,
Eat till you are Sleepy...