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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:44pm | IP Logged

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!


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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:49pm | IP Logged
Friend- After 60 years of marriage you still call your wife darling,honey and love!
what's the secret? 
old man- Her name had slipped of my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask what it is ! :)

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:53pm | IP Logged

Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student


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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 5:56pm | IP Logged

i was passing a shop in the charming little town of Etna, California, and noticed this on the front door:
"PUSH.
if you can't push, PULL.
if you can't pull, WE'RE CLOSED."


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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:01pm | IP Logged

When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:13pm | IP Logged

That awkward moment When you ignore someone's phone call And they call you from someone else's phone And you answered it



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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:15pm | IP Logged

Routine of Holidays :
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.Sleep till you are Hungry , 
Eat till you are Sleepy...



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Posted: 23 September 2012 at 6:20pm | IP Logged

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D


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