funny shayri & jokes - Page 116

Posted: 11 years ago

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Posted: 11 years ago

Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

Posted: 11 years ago

Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

A: Gaelic breath.

Posted: 11 years ago

A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

"Sorry, this is a library."

So the blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"

Posted: 11 years ago

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?

A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"

Posted: 11 years ago

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?

A: They can't get their heads in the jars.

Posted: 11 years ago

A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he should cut it in six or 12 pieces.

She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."

Posted: 11 years ago

A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril.

He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well."

The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

Posted: 11 years ago

Doctor: "I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor"

Santa (Jumps In Joy): "Yesss"

Doctor: "Did You Understand What I Just Told You?"

Santa: "Yes Of Course, Do You Think I'm Dumb?"

Doctor: "Then Why Are You So Happy?"

Santa: "Because That Proves that i have a brain.🤣🤣🤣

Posted: 11 years ago

The Most Heart Breaking Moment In Our Childhood
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Ghar Aaye Mehmano Ke Diye Hue 500 Rupaye
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Jab Mummy Wapis Le Leti Hai🤣🤣🤣

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