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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?
A: To feed the toilet duck.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
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