funny shayri & jokes - Page 96

Posted: 11 years ago
If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie? 🤔 🤣
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by Clever.Foxxy


Ociffer. Iswear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it.


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Posted: 11 years ago
2010 - LOL = I find this funny. 2012 - LOL = I don't know what to say next... 🤓 🤣
Posted: 11 years ago

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people


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Posted: 11 years ago

If looks could kill, You would be a weapon of mass destruction

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Posted: 11 years ago
Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can't change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.😆🤣
Posted: 11 years ago
I left a note on my neighbour's car asking him to stop parking in front of my house.I couldn't find any paper, so I used my car key instead. 🤣
Posted: 11 years ago

*:.a LiL bIt SwEeT.:*
*:.a LiL bIt WiLd.:*
*:.HeArT oF aN aNgEL.:*
*:.SoUL oF a ChILd.:*

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Posted: 11 years ago
I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.🤣
Posted: 11 years ago

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.


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