funny shayri & jokes - Page 94

Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero. 🤣

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Sure you can try to hurt me.. But you've got to ask urself.. "Do i wanna wake up tomorrow?" 🤓🤣

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

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I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying if we were being chased by canibals I would trip you. 🤣

My teacher asked if I thought there was intelligent life on other planets. So I said "Lady,there is hardly intelligent life on THIS planet." 🤣

By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

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Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

My teacher asked if I thought there was intelligent life on other planets. So I said "Lady,there is hardly intelligent life on THIS planet." 🤣

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 i hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain is like, "You know what's a great movie? Paranormal activity..." 🤣 Edited by ..MissBindaas.. - 11 years ago

Me: "Mom, I have good news!" Mom: "You got a 100 in your math test?!" Me: "Mom, I said good news, not a miracle." 🤣

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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