Sardar:What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.🤣🤣🤣
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Teacher to Sardar "Where were U born?"
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. 🤣🤣🤣
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single".
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single".
Sardar says – "Baljith Singh Married" 🤣🤣🤣
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, 'what a shot you made!'
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
'What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?' asked the another man.
Santa replied, 'Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.'
Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.
Banta : Really, what is he studying.
Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.🤣🤣🤣
Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,
"Please recharge your balance soon." 🤣🤣🤣
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