funny shayri & jokes - Page 73

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! 😆

Girl: Ye jo samne Larka betha hai is ka name kya hay

Waiter: yeh apne
.. Haleem
Bhai hein
Girl: yeh mujhe aik ghantay se pareshan kar rhay hain.
Waiter: magar woh to aap ki taraf dekh b nahi rahay??
Girl:Yehi to pareshani hai..!!

Moral:

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????😆 Edited by ..MissBindaas.. - 11 years ago

Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????😆

bye... AB 

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
"Waadon"or "Yadon"me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

Rat k 1 bajay
1 admi apni b.v ko Room me le gaya

usey bed pe litaya

phir
Room ki light bujha di
b.v k pas gaya
or

so gaya
Sory may gandey msg nhi bhejta.

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I m sorry🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

CLOSEUP se daant saaf kren,
PEPSODENT se mazboot kren,
COLGATE se fresh kren,
Agr phr b white na hon to..
Bina sharmaye..

HARPIC
Use kren..

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam rehti he?
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Kya hua nai pata'
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Ans:
Garam Masala


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AFRIDIs SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe
six mar rahe hain