funny shayri & jokes - Page 70

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

huh excuse me 🤔 nakhre tusi karte ho 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??

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Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??

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Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai. 😆

Somewhere I Heard..

Life is Beautiful..
But Very Soon I Released..

Lots of
Conditions Apply..!! 😆

A true friendship quote:
If i come to know that,
I wud DIE soon,
I'll hide it from u till i DIE.
Bcoz u IDIOTS will ask FareWell party 4 that also! 😆

Which is the most Dangers alphabet
Ans. 'W'
bcoz all worries start with W

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War,
Wine,
Women

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Wife🤣🤣

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can't Say Anything Right Now!  🤓 😆

Baap apne betay se:
Nalaik parh le kabhi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai?

beta:haan abbu roz kholta hun aik book…

baap:konsi??

Husband BV se: Pani pila do..

BV: Kya pyaas lagi hai?

Hsband (Ghusse se): "Nahi" Gala check karna hai kahin se "LEAK" to nahi…! !

LOOOLL🤣🤣🤣

Larki:
Meine socha tum mis kr rhe hoge,
call karlun.

Larka:
Acha aur jo aik ghante pehle ki thi woh ?