funny shayri & jokes - Page 67

a man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow! painting of this monkey looks like real
Artist: i am sorry sir! u r standing infront of mirror

Edited by Princess_Saniaa - 11 years ago

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.🤣🤣🤣

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.🤣🤣🤣

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.🤣🤣🤣

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.🤣🤣🤣

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil 'till I get there

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Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?
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