funny shayri & jokes - Page 64

Ek Bar Santa Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur Banta Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha,

Banta: Interview Kaisa Hua?
Santa: Yaar, Interview To Achha Hua Hai, Par Last Mein Unhone Kaha Ki, Show Your Testimonials.
Banta: Haan, To Firr?
Santa: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Unhe Galat Cheez Dikha Aaya

A husband once complained:

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife... Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start...?

Edited by New_nova - 11 years ago

Originally posted by: New_nova

Side effects of studying more:-

A guy went to a hotel.

He wanted to see the menu but he forgot what is was called...

So he said :-

Waiter, Syllabus lana

lmaooo.🤣🤣🤣

Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.🤣🤣🤣

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->
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Lady To Other Lady: What Do U Use For Washing Dishes. . . ? ?



Other Lady: Ohh...! I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
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husband:i hear dat husband & wife r not allowed 2 b 2gether in heaven,is it dat so?wife:yes,honey,dat's y its called HEAVEN
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There was a couple who had two daughters.. Both were beautiful girls.. The couple didnt have a son.. They wanted 2 try onelast tym..! nine months later...! The father remarked "what an ugly baby". He asked his wife , "r u cheating on me?". The wife smiled and said "Not this tym dear...
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