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Posted: 11 years ago
 Mika ne gaya jab Sawan me lag gayi aag...
mere dil me jaag gaye jajbat...
Mika ne jab gaya sawan me lag gayi aag...
tabhi piche se Ram Sapath bola Bhag DK Bose Bhag ...

Posted: 11 years ago
Book khulti hai...exam ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki baate paper par nahi ati..
ye fasana to MARKSHEET par baya hota hai !!!
Posted: 11 years ago
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,

Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kanhi karne ki jagah na mile
Posted: 11 years ago
Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai
Posted: 11 years ago
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
Posted: 11 years ago
Two Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport. On d way a HONDA overtakes, Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast... Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast. Airport came he asked how much? Driver: 8000Rs Japanese: y so expensive? Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast...
Posted: 11 years ago
Side effects of studying more:-

A guy went to a hotel.

He wanted to see the menu but he forgot what is was called...

So he said :-

Waiter, Syllabus lana

Posted: 11 years ago
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Posted: 11 years ago
Santa was reading Financial Times..
Headline reads.. "Microsoft buys Skype for $8.5 billion."

He says.."Hai Rabba, khareedeya kyon.. Download kar lehnda.."
Posted: 11 years ago
Boy: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.


Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

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