funny shayri & jokes - Page 60

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

Height of Insult :-D

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard!


Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls...

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I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...


Because,


I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)



Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.
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Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.

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In a bar, a man attend da call of a ringing mobile.
Man: Hello!
Wife: Darling shall I buy 1 diamond ring?
Man: Sure honey!
Wife: Shall I use your credit card for Crystal pendant?
Man: Ok dear!
Friends: Great to see that you love her so much!
Man: Hmm! By the way, whose mobile is this?!?
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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3 friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor. One day the lift wasn't working. So they had to climb the stairs. To pass time & not get bored, they said that, 1st person should tell a war story, 2nd a funny story & 3rd a sad story. 1st person tells a story & they climb to 50th floor. 2nd tells his funny story & they climb to 109th floor. Now the 3rd has to say a very sad story. He says, "I've left the door keys in car"...:-
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Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): I will grant you each a wish.

Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'

Two tickets appeared in her hands.

Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.

The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'

The husband became 92 years old.

Moral:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): I will grant you each a wish.

Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'

Two tickets appeared in her hands.

Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.

The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'

The husband became 92 years old.

Moral:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.
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Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher: (CorreCting him) "May" I Go To The BathroOm ? Kid: miss But I AsKed 1st .. !