funny shayri & jokes - Page 52

• This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

• The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can't find her license. "I must have left it at home, officer."

• "Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?" asks the cop.

• The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, "I do have this picture of me."

• "Let me see it," says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, "Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have stopped you."🤣🤣🤣

• Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
  Patient: teek hai doctor
  (ek hafte ke baad)
  Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
  Patient: nahi doctor.
  Doctor: kyu nahi?
  Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

Boy: ap apni beti Ki shadi muj se Kr den mai apKo us K wazan K brabr sona don ga.

Sheikh;Muje wqt do

Boy:sochne K lye?

Sheikh:NAHI OSE KHILA PILA KAR MOTA KARNE KELIYE🤣🤣🤣

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!🤣🤣🤣

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

Sardar:

Bachpan Mein Maa Ki Bat Suni Hoti Tu Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Parta

Judge:

Kya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:

Jb Bat Hi Nahi Suni To Kasy Bataon K Kia Kehti thi🤣🤣🤣

Aik pagal dosray pagal say:Tum kis din paida howay?

Dosra pagal: itwar ko.

Pahla pagal: tum mujay pagal bana rahay ho itwar ko to chutti hoti hai,:-🤣🤣🤣