funny shayri & jokes - Page 51

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Pathan was driving on the wrong side of the road & he become very upset & said aaj phir late ho gya saary log wapis jaa rahe hai🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Love inspires Envy.
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Envy endangers horror.
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Horror pawns Fallacies.
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Neechay to aisey aa rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya.

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

KHTRNAAK DOSTI

beta der se ghr aya.
Baap: kha the tm?
Beta:Frnd k ghr tha.

Baap ne usk 10 dosto ko call ki.

4 said:
g uncl, yahi pr tha.

3 bole:
blkul abhi ghr se nikla h.

2 ne kaha:
yahi hai uncle, Parh raha hai'phone don kya?

Or 1 ne to hadd hi krdi, kaha:
"yes papa, bolen kya hua?

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Sharmili or Besharm Ludo khel rahe they🤣
Behsarm ager 1.2.3.4.5 aya to  i'll kill u🤣🤣
Sharmili: ager 6 aya to?
Besharm:  kabhe ludu nahi kheli 6 aya to again bari🤔🤣🤣

Ab sharmili ko koi nahi bacha sakta🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

6 birds were sitting on a tree'

a hunter saw that and shot over tree'
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5 birds flew away
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but 1 bird was siting
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why?
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bas nakhre


Naaz sun rahi ho na Ap? no nakhra ok😈🤣warna kuch bhe ho sakta hai😈🤣

Originally posted by: New_nova

A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him.
Pappu: Are you serious?
Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it?
Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa

eng sir- golu y r u late
golu- sir meri car...
sir-golu speak in english
golu-my car was fussing in the kichad
no hilling
no dolling
only po paa karing.🤣🤣🤣