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Posted: 11 years ago
One day, there were 3 men and a captain. They all had to take one important thing on their trek through the desert. The first man came and the Captain said, "What have you brought along?"
"I brought along some water to drink if I get hot," said the first man.
"OK," said the Captain. "So what have you brought?" he said to the second man.
"Food," said the second man, "so if I get hungry, I can eat it."
"Good," said the Captain. "And what have you brought," he said to the third man?"
"I've brought a car door," said the third man.
"And why have you brought a car door?" asked the Captain.
"So if I get hot, I can wind the window down," replied the third man. (DOH!!!!)
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Posted: 11 years ago
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us out of here, it's freezing.🤣
Posted: 11 years ago

Q:Why didn't the Irishman want to become a comedian?
A: He was afraid people would laugh at him! 🤣🤣🤣

Posted: 11 years ago
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pasture
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it?🤣🤣
Posted: 11 years ago
Teacher: You were supposed to write five pages about milk, but you've only done one.
Student: It's condensed milk.🤣🤣
Posted: 11 years ago
Teacher: How can you tell which end of a worm is its head?
Student: Tickle its middle and see which end smiles.🤣🤣
Posted: 11 years ago

Teacher: Today I want to tell youuu bout the hippopotamus so please pay close attention. If youuu don't luk at me, youuu will neva know what a hippopotamus luk'z like.🤣🤣

Posted: 11 years ago

Student: If a person's brain stops working, will he die?
Teacher: Well, you're still alive aren't you?🤣🤣

Posted: 11 years ago
Student: Miss, my pen's run out.
Teacher: Well you'd better chase after it then.🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
pati; agar main kho jau to tum kya karoge
pati; paper me vigyapan dunga
patni; tum kitne acche ho usme kya likhoge
pati jaha bhi raho khush raho 

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