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Posted: 11 years ago

aAfter an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

 ðŸ¤£
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Posted: 11 years ago

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy

Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy…

(-,-) Acha abbu me
<)(\ chalti hon,phr aao
_// gi agle hafty:



🤣🤣🤣

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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up! ðŸ¤£

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Posted: 11 years ago
1 larki apne byfrnd se park mei roz milne jati.WO roz time par p0hchti,lekin larka hamsha late ata.
lekn larki kabhi us sy naraz nai hoti 1din larki park mei nahi pohnchi,larka gusy se usky ghar gya.
Waha pata chala k larki ko blood cancr hy sirf 6 din jiye gi.
Larka roty huye ghr aya or sucied krny buildng k 100ve floor pr gya or larki k liye 1 lettr chora Us me likha tha
"tm mera hmesha w8 krti thi or me roz late ata tha lakn aj me jaldi p0hnch rha hu or tmra w8 krunga
thik usi wakt superman waha se ja rha tha
kya superman usy bacha payga?
jane k lye
Dekhye SUPERMAN sunday 9am sirf Cartoon Network pr!

🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago

Wife doctor se: mere husband ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein un ko kiya doon ?

Doctor : Aap unko jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein.!



hahahaha🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago
There have been many time in 2012
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2013. ðŸ¤£
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Posted: 11 years ago
sis muje jana hai😔
main ne Naaz se kaha tha ke 2 am pe so jaon ga lekin alread late,,coz pc ka  time theek nahi hai😔

so bye bye

@Naaz main ne wahan he reply kar diya tha cc main jahan ap ne BRB bola tha🤣

bye bye

GN,,HD,,,TC,,,,bye bye
🤗,🤗,🤗

aj soch rahi hogi SD ki jaga HD kio???🤣 HD means horror dreams🤣🤣


@  ok AB sar dard start ho geya,,bye bye😔
🤗,🤗
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

sis muje jana hai😔
main ne Naaz se kaha tha ke 2 am pe so jaon ga lekin alread late,,coz pc ka  time theek nahi hai😔

so bye bye

@Naaz main ne wahan he reply kar diya tha cc main jahan ap ne BRB bola tha🤣

bye bye

GN,,HD,,,TC,,,,bye bye
🤗,🤗,🤗

aj soch rahi hogi SD ki jaga HD kio???🤣 HD means horror dreams🤣🤣


@  ok AB sar dard start ho geya,,bye bye😔
🤗,🤗

ohhho araam karo AB  bye tc ðŸ¤—
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Posted: 11 years ago
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor. ðŸ¤£
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Posted: 11 years ago

A boy came running in the kitchen,

Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
🤣 Edited by ..MissBindaas.. - 11 years ago