funny shayri & jokes - Page 2

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai

Santa ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 

Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???

Santha: Main ne ... yahooo... Chutti!!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Star_on_earth

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai

Santa ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 

Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???

Santha: Main ne ... yahooo... Chutti!!!! 😆

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..
Antim sanskar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavad.

from:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai

🤣🤣🤣.🤣

Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Pati: Tumhe wo jwellry shop yaad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they. aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga.

Wife: Khush hote huye.. Ha ha mjhe sab yaad hai.

Pati: Ha to usi shop ke baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu.

hahaha 🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣

Police: Sir ur wife had an accident,
plz come 2 identify body now.

Husband: Im busy now,
u take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.

🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

Police: Sir ur wife had an accident,
plz come 2 identify body now.

Husband: Im busy now,
u take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.

🤣🤣🤣

Movies of school life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum.

Originally posted by: Keenal

🤣 kya zamana aa gya hai yaar 🤣

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

han yar 🤣 modern zamaana 🤣