Originally posted by jakhushi
Dear Mrs & Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada,
Open Door Policy is much appreciated in the Corporate World and it is admirable that you practice that at workplace (Do you Really?). But it is our humble request that you refrain from using the same in your bedroom! Infact, we absolutely Forbid it.
Could you please... (Ohh-Freaking-Please with bow on top), Get an automatic lock for your bedroom door and USE it!!!!
If there are some cost cutting measures that are being taken up in RM, then kindly let us know at the earliest. The IF girls will gladly buy you a dozen locks and install it for you.
And while you are at it, request Mr. Raizada to get a haircut in Agra and Mrs. Raizada to change into the new sari. Both these actions will be deeply appreciated by your gloabal fandom. We can assure you that these actions will elicit very desirable results in your personal lives.
In apparent absence of Di, Akash, Mami, Nani, HP, Lakshmi, et al, We wish you the very best for tonight (and all future nights). May Devi Maiya Help you to actually get on with it!!!
Your Very Impatient IF Phangurlz.
Ok, 1st to get over with the Supporting Roles :
Akashji - Do you think it will be pretty once Bhai finds out that you havent been been polite to his wife, especially after he has declared his love? Only he has the right to be rude to her. You might want to keep a few spare spectacles in the cupboard that you throw wet towels into. I suspect, you might crack the pair you wear by the sheer impact of his deadly stare very soon.
Mamiji - Please have 10 tablespoons of Brainolia daily. And some bramhi saag also to improve memoria. Your Arnav Bitwa was saved by 'phatee saree' from getting killed by your darling bitiya's husband less than a week back.
We can send the above said products along with the locks if your Akash bitwa wont buy them for you.
Payal - Days of being nice are fast getting over dear. Playing hard to get works quite well apparently. Have a firm chat with your husband - it has been known to work!
Naniji - You are the best Naniji in the world. Thank you for being the only one in RM who is fair and just. And still retains a sense of humour. Would it be possible for you to get your son back into the picture... you could do with some support right now
Anjali - It was great to see your trademark gesture on Chotey's cheek...Loved that little scene. Would be extremely grateful if you could also get back some of the manners (such as knocking on dorrs) that I have always respected you for.
Aman Mathur - Finally your phone call has been useful inseatd of a hindrance. Please keep up the good work. Let us know if AR recognition program covers rewarding such behaviors. If not... lots of ladies across the world sends you their love. That should work right
Khula Closet - Nikla ASR!!!!
What can I say about the scenes that followed... a mushed up brain is not very useful. A quick recap of Recap Romance engineered by the Mighty ASR :
Red Sari given as gift - Check
Object de-Desire in Closet - Check
Throwing Beverage At Loved One - Double Check
(ASR's expectant expression after throwing the coffee at Khushi's face - did he really think that she would be ecstatic with that act )
Twist arm and pull Khushi towards himself - Check
Dori break - Almost check
Passionate conversations about Character & Badtameezi - Check
Conversation on he hasnt even started being a Badtameez - Check
My dear Arnavji - 2 days back you tell Khushi that she needs to stay as your wife as per the contract(the terms of which included not giving her the darza of wife) and now you tell her you can do much more because she is your legally wedded wife ... Koi nehi.. we like the strategy - If you can't convince them... Confuse the hell out Them!
Almost Kiss - Check
Getting Interuppted while trying to Kiss - Check (Dang!!! )
I loved the way he kept her close to him even when HP was standing at the door - Thud Thud Thud !!!!
Bruised arm with finger marks - Check
Getting caught by a smirking Nani (like pre wedding time) - Check
Trapping Khushi with arms placed on both sided - Check
And the darting eyes to check if romance can be continued in the middle of the hall was such a perfect bonus...
Spana Dekhna - Check
Deal & Shart - Check
Running into Arnavji's arms - Pending
Wearing Red Saree - Pending
Awesome haircut of ASR - Pending
Can he please get a haircut on his way back from Agra (or assuming he never has to go there, utilize that time and get a hair cut). Maybe Khushi is doing this Rootha huya wife act just to get a hair cut from him... Get that Diwali hair cut and she will run back into your arms Dude!
The much awaited kiss without which Phangurlz will kill the CVs - Pending
Priya loved your precise crooner.. Even though you did a little bit of 'ramanchi' so that you could go back to drooling & Dreaming, but we understand. The experience of such a lovely episode cannot be expressed with words always. Especially when you are on Cloud 9 - Very bad place to write from .Adored the picturesque journey of the episode..thanks to both you and Shy for this.
And like I mentioned earlier.. the reference of Taj Mahal was an incredible for some one like me who has always admired your thoughts!
SaRun rocked yesterday... their chemistry could be cut like a birthday cake yesterday. Exceptional shots & brilliant direction.
Maybe Khushi's stylist will get inspired by the great work that the rest of the team is doing.
Trying to keep expectations at bay for today's episode..I know we wont get exactly what we expected..thats IPK and yesterday's episode was a perfect example of the same. But this is why we love the show .
But what to do..boring calls are not helping me concentrate and neither are my buddies giving me any tips to cope better!!!
So flying very close to superman now... .
(Damn you clock - Move!!!)