Encounter with Palki- OS
I was sitting in my room with my laptop and was busy renting out my frustration over the fiasco the d3 makers have made through my words when suddenly I heard somethingā¦it was a different sound which I had never heard till now.
Suspicious that someone broke in to my house I grabbed the nearest hard thing and that was my tennis racquet and steadily moved a bit when suddenly lights went offā¦ā¦" Ganpati bappa morayaā¦.", I began chanting. Now I am not terrified of dark but the fact is I do have to act like a girl naā¦tats why..
But then I saw some call me, " Hey wats up???"
I jerked to see who the somebody was when I saw him peeping down from ceiling and there was beautifull light pouring out from his face. Bloody crap now what is with meā¦am I imagining things I thought because the person who came from my ceiling was none other than Ganapati Bappaā¦ā¦
I stretched my eyes to highest possible limits so as to see if it was somebody else when Ganapati Bappa came down and sat on my bed. I seriously had lost my mind I..after effects of watching a d3 crap episode I thought.
" So exhausted ha after renting out so much negative commentsā¦ā¦", he asked.
Still shocked I tried to find my voice which was lostā¦ā¦but it was so difficult when you have God sitting in your very own bedroom.
" Come on Anku, I am for real ā¦ā¦ā¦sit down my child.", he said.
I obeyed still looking at himā¦ " Ok I am here for some business for which I need your help."
Oh now God needs my help what am I a 20 yr old girlā¦.my mind pouted.
" Yes you are 20 yr old but yes I want your helpā¦.See 46 thousands of my children are right now frustrated and agitated like you and the only reason is this serial d3ā¦So I give you a chance to punish the creatives the way you wantā¦."
By far it was sure that he was really the original God and now the hearing this by voice came like a Rajdhani express and I said, " Really???"
He smiled his million dollar smile and said, " Yesā¦look I will free your soul for sometime and you can go the sets of d3 and punish the creativesā¦"
Now the frustration took hold of me and I shouted," so when do we begin??", I said.
" Right nowā¦", saying so he twirled his finger and I felt my soul being drag out my body and then I stood beside my lifeless bodyā¦
I moved my eyes from my body and then to him and asked timidly pointing to my body ," you can fix this na??"
" OH dear, I am Godā¦."
" Yeahā¦ now I will goā¦I will catch local and will reach kanjurmarg earlyā¦You stay here and don't go anywhere..", I said.
" Ankita, why would you go by local.."
" because car se jaungi toh trafficā¦mumbai me local are best optionā¦"
He slap his forehead and wosh came out a map of Mumbaiā¦"put your finger on this map and you reach thereā¦.", he said
Oh yeah how I can forget I have God in my room. I put my finger on map I felt my soul being sucked inside the map and the next thing I landed on sets of d3ā¦
There were loads of people moving here and there when I saw two people sitting on a what seemed a Sofaā¦..Freaking Lord tanhaā¦ā¦I kept starring at them when I felt my phone buzzingā¦.
" hello.", I said angry that the person at the other side disturbed me.
" Anku dear, myself God."
I jumped a little after hearing this but God continued and said, " Bacha, do the thing for which you came hereā¦and then stare at themā¦"
" Yes boss.", I said and took a final glance at tanha who seemed joking with each other and started my search for the culprit womenā¦.
I saw her sitting in one room with her chamchi Tanni and my blood started to boil and my eyes started pouring hatredā¦ā¦
I need to move this Tanni out of here I thought. Then I new what to doā¦I thought about the thing I wanted and then suddenly out of nowhere they appeared before me ā¦.come on Guys abhi me bhoot hut toh I can do anything.
I asked for the goosebumbs book and I took out the shrunken head from one of itā¦.and drop it infront of Tanni such that only she could see itā¦.but to my horror I heard two screaming voicesā¦.one was of Tanni phir ye dusari awaaz when I saw the shrunken head also screaming," Bhoootā¦.." bechara daar gayaā¦and they both ran out of the room.
Then I and palki was alone in the roomā¦.i saw her she was schoked by tanni behavior..
I made the room and dark and made palki sit on chair and tied her hands and legs so that she wouldn't moveā¦.I heard her scream," helpā¦.Whats happening ???"
But I was enjoying it and then I started playing all the tanni scenes in front of herā¦now u guys would think hows that possible but then people I have God sitting in my bedroom..
I played all the Tanni scenes right from the beginning and kept my eyes on her faceā¦.her face expression turned from fear to horror and she screamed, " Stop this pleaseā¦..Stop this torture in front of my eyesā¦.i cant see more of this please whoever it is stopppā¦..i begā¦ā¦."
But I was enjoying this and I was not going to stop so soon. She should also feel the way we feel while watching crap on d3ā¦..I played it again and again and finally palki faintedā¦..i was so happyā¦
I stooped the whole thing and brought Palki back to her sense and said," Ab kaisa laga haaā¦.jab you tourture us and when we shout you don't pay any attention and abb how do u feelā¦.."
" Sorry ā¦.i am really sorryā¦, I wont do this againā¦."
I made her promise me that she will show mor swaron and was about to leave when again my phone buzzedā¦.
" Hello."
" well done my child and now tell that women to shoot a swaron rain dance and tell her that I will provide natural rain for them no need for artificialā¦..ok"
" Yes bossā¦"
I told her God msg and left her warning that I would come back if she doesn't keep her promiseā¦.and I went once again to see tanhaā¦..i blessed them and came back in my roomā¦
God stuffed me once again in my body and I thanked him and he said that he did it because he cannt see his so many children so sadā¦..and left promising to come back and as soon as he left lights came backā¦ā¦
Oh god that was damn hilarious.š¤£š¤£
Thanks a lot for making me laugh so much after so many days of sadness.
Kash yeh sahi mein possible hota. Best part was when u made her visualise taani scenes to torture her. I was just rolling with laughter.
Seriously dear hats off. š