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Scene: All the devas have assembled  in Kailash.

Shiva (addressing the Devas) : Vishnuji and I feel that all of you have become couch potatoes- doing nothing but drinking amrit and watching all the drama happening on Earth. All of you are leading a very unhealthy lifestyle. The last time any of you stretched your muscles was during the Samudra Manthan - ages ago.

Vishnu : So we propose some sporting activity to be held- so that all you can get to know how fit you really are. Some kind of competition- to find who the fittest one is... So what game do you propose?

"Snakes and Ladders" answers Nahush. Ashok Sundari looks at him adoringly. 

"Big Boss" says Indra. Kartikeya gives him a writhing look.

"Kaun Banega Crorepati" suggests Kubera. 

"You already are one" points Vishnu, "moreover we are talking of a physical activity"

"But the cricket T-20 finals is yet to take place" answers Indra.

"But that's still some time away. We have not had a match for ages. Find out what the organizer, residing in Prithvi Lok is doing" instructs Shiva. "In the meantime, a little more physical exercise will not hurt us."

Meanwhile young Ganesh is running here and there trying to catch his mice. "Run... run..." he calla out happily.

Shiva looks approvingly at his younger son. "That's a got suggestion, beta. I propose all the devas take part in a "Run around the World contest. Who ever flies / runs/ walks...in short ...travels around the world and comes back earliest will be the winner. Participation compulsory"

All the devas are excited and gather at the starting line the next day. The race has attracted a lot of worldwide attention and Nike- the Greek Goddess of Victory offers to sponsor shoes and clothing to all participants.

Guru Brihaspati is elected to be the judge. 

Narad blows conch and the devas start off. Since the fitness levels of the devas and their vaahans is abysmally poor, most of them start dropping out. By the time the halfway mark is reached, only Surya, Indra and Kartikaya are left in the race.

Surya, powered by his seven powerful horses is way ahead and Kartikeya and Indra are at a loss how to catch up with him. Fortunately for them, that day happens to be Makar Sankranti and people down South are celebrating Pongal and offering Sweet Pongal and Sugarcane to the Sun God. After sometime, Surya Dev finds it irresistible and swoops down to accept the offerings.

Now, it is b/w Indra and Kartikeya. They are riding neck to neck...









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Guys u are so gud ..and am rofling non stopROFL...u should make a book about this...

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Commentry by nandi is heard -
Coming in for the last lap is
Kumar and Indradev.
Ganesh has taken a Modak break

Surya and AGni were on fire and are burnt up . laughs at his own joke.
Vayu got a sudden bout of Vayu . hehehe

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just guessing what could happen in next track ROFL

third time post thoda try karraha hu, so, thoda be patienceEmbarrassed



masterchief banao andalan...

parvati : oye dear husband i want to go!

Mahadev : for a long drive?Blushing

Parvati : no patidev i am just going ?

Mahadev : then is that for vacation?Day Dreaming

Parvati : arreh! No my pappaji's palace yaar!

Mahadev : what about me?Ermm

Parvati : stay here cook your own food play dumroo and than sleep okayEvil Smile!



Mahadev : dumroo? Okay i got a new tune now a days i am searching for a new lyrics ... But, coook? You know me nah? I am young gentle manCool how would i cook? and I don't know any of the recipes yetOuch?



parvati : I don't know... follow masterchief india recipe or zee khaana khaazana but, leave me alone, my two betas left kailash just for youBroken Heart!



Mahadev : you mean Alpha Beta?! Greek language? Greek people? Wait we're in kailash and it's in tibat or in india i have proof too, aah... Wheres my google mapGeek!



Parvati: arreh! Last time you're teaching me about "kidding" that too was in foreign language now you forgot about hindi word "beta" aka son?! What happend to youStern Smile?



Mahadev: oopps nothing biwi i was in facebookCool with my greek god friends so, i got confusedLOL!



Parvati: wait you're not rayan that you'll get confused in little thing and will end up adding your user name as ToolConfuser okayEvil Smile! Now tell me one thing was there in facebook only gods or goddess tooAngry?



Mahadev : You're doubting me? Doubting Your bhola bhala patidevDay Dreaming? Do you know for you i had spent millions of years in Dhyaan?



Parvati : oh yes! that dhyaaan! Arrrgh! I asked You to buy saabzi ... And you were in dhyaaanAngry! even after that you forgot to bring sabziConfused!




Mahadev : But, honey I brought tomatos nahEmbarrassed?


Parvati : but, don't you know it's a fruit ?

Mahadev: How could it beConfused ?

Parvati : search it in googleGeek and well, mister patidev don't forget you are arguing with me, to remind you that, i already have brought a pair of frypansEvil Smile and currently i am not in mood to play cricket with it, but if your are insisting then...Evil Smile




Mahadev : no noh! I am agree agreeOuch.

Parvati : Nice, Remember "Wife is always Right"Geek. Back to the topic   what we was talking before ...Confused?




Mahadev: woh! You're asking about my cooking skillsCool!

Parvati: cooking skills? Okay let's cook i'll test your recipesCool ...hmmm noh Maybe not ...now i'll make you test your own recipeEvil Smile!




Mahadev : B... Bu... But ... You were talking about going somewhere elseShocked?


Parvati : where in a vacationConfused?


Mahadev : noh, somewhere elseShocked (hinting about himavans palace)


parvati : ... in a long driveBlushing?


Mahadev : Noh! You dad's place LOL...


Parvati: yes yes i know i know... So, okay i am going ...Day Dreaming


Mahadev (very excitedly) : so, theres no need to cook anything thenCoolParty ...

Parvati: No! my Patidev, you have to cook now that for everyoneCool ... I am gonna invite my pappaji tooEvil Smile.



Mahadev: whaaatShocked? Sasurji tooOuch? But, maybe you forgot that he was here two days ago too , that too he made my sitting (asaan) place as his dinning tableShocked... So, i don't think it's going to be a right ideaConfused...




Parvati: No once i said he will come so, he'll come. Remember what i said ? "wife is...?Geek


Mahadev: aaah! ...always right"Ouch (completes)

Parvati: very good also find a suitable lyrics for your Damroo tune, as i am sure pappaji will love to hear a song from his dear DamaadCool. Anyway, I am getting late otherwise i'll miss my flight. So, bye Honey Heart...



Mahadev starts to talk in his mind...
Mahadev: So, now my anarkali by making me majnu and bajaofying my pungi going to Dad ke gharShocked! ( ROFL )



Parvatiji hearing it by Divya EarphoneLOL... And taking those frypans instead of TrishulEvil Smile...

Parvatji: Paaati ... deeevvv! Now who is this Aaanaaarkaaali!!!Angry


Mahadev: oh! Not AgaaainShockedOuch! I think i am going to need millions of years dhyaan after thaat... Ruuunnn...ShockedROFLROFL

Note: this is completly ficational fan based aivey write kardia type post , sorry in advance paradone me in advance tooLOL

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Vaarali ROFLsuperbClap...I am waiting for the resultsROFL
Jaya good commentary ROFL
Rayan beta tu to chha gaya...ROFL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLLagey raho Rayan bhai...I am waiting for ROFLROFLing.

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@Rayan, Mahadev was on facebook with his Greek God friends, that's quite imaginativeLOL

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Varaali and Rayan u guys are fabulous ma stomach hurted while reading the story its because am still rofling about itROFL

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Originally posted by varaali

Scene: All the devas have assembled  in Kailash.

Shiva (addressing the Devas) : Vishnuji and I feel that all of you have become couch potatoes- doing nothing but drinking amrit and watching all the drama happening on Earth. All of you are leading a very unhealthy lifestyle. The last time any of you stretched your muscles was during the Samudra Manthan - ages ago.

Vishnu : So we propose some sporting activity to be held- so that all you can get to know how fit you really are. Some kind of competition- to find who the fittest one is... So what game do you propose?

"Snakes and Ladders" answers Nahush. Ashok Sundari looks at him adoringly. 

"Big Boss" says Indra. Kartikeya gives him a writhing look.

"Kaun Banega Crorepati" suggests Kubera. 

"You already are one" points Vishnu, "moreover we are talking of a physical activity"

"But the cricket T-20 finals is yet to take place" answers Indra.

"But that's still some time away. We have not had a match for ages. Find out what the organizer, residing in Prithvi Lok is doing" instructs Shiva. "In the meantime, a little more physical exercise will not hurt us."

Meanwhile young Ganesh is running here and there trying to catch his mice. "Run... run..." he calla out happily.

Shiva looks approvingly at his younger son. "That's a got suggestion, beta. I propose all the devas take part in a "Run around the World contest. Who ever flies / runs/ walks...in short ...travels around the world and comes back earliest will be the winner. Participation compulsory"

All the devas are excited and gather at the starting line the next day. The race has attracted a lot of worldwide attention and Nike- the Greek Goddess of Victory offers to sponsor shoes and clothing to all participants.

Guru Brihaspati is elected to be the judge. 

Narad blows conch and the devas start off. Since the fitness levels of the devas and theirvaahans is abysmally poor, most of them start dropping out. By the time the halfway mark is reached, only Surya, Indra and Kartikaya are left in the race.

Surya, powered by his seven powerful horses is way ahead and Kartikeya and Indra are at a loss how to catch up with him. Fortunately for them, that day happens to be Makar Sankranti and people down South are celebrating Pongal and offering Sweet Pongal and Sugarcane to the Sun God. After sometime, Surya Dev finds it irresistible and swoops down to accept the offerings.

Now, it is b/w Indra and Kartikeya. They are riding neck to neck...


Kartikeya suddenly remembers what his father has told him, and how he just needed to go around them.  But he then remembers that that would achieve zilch in terms of exercise, so he sends telepathic signals to Ganesh telling him to substitute modak and laddoos w/ slimfast, so as to get in shape for exercise.  He tells him - look, kids may think the pot belly cute and funny, but it's really unhealthy for you.  Even though you have an elephant head, you don't have an elephant heart, so even if it was created by mom & dad, if you don't do exercise, your heart will be doing all that exercise, and get exhausted.  So you need to ask mom to substitute modak & laddoos w/ slimfast, so that the load that your heart pumps is reduced.

Ganesh tells him, okay, I'll do that, but couldn't you also use some more fat?  You've only been fighting and working, and I never see you eat.  Maybe you could have the modak & laddoos?

Kartikeya - No, once one gets into that habit, it's tough to break out of.  But you can send that for dear Surapadman the peacock here - he's been tirelessly working for me since I defeated him, so he too deserves to have some of mom's delicacies.

So Ganesh borrows Garuda from Vishnu and flies to where Kartikeya is to give Surapadman the modak.  Indra sees it, and realizes that that will give Surapadman an advantage, and so has Airavat intercept Ganesh.  Nandi sees this as well, and knows that w/ more elephant heads and tusks than Ganesh, there is no way he can win against Airavat.  So Nandi goes and spikes the modak w/ bhang, and disappears.  Airavat intercepts Ganesh, and while his main head is involved in a trunk based tug of war w/ Ganesh, w/ one of his other heads, he grabs the spiked modak and has it.

Airavat then goes into a tizzy and falls asleep, and Indra is furious, while Ganesh is surprised.  As a result, Indra has to quit Airavat, and immediately summons Matali, his charioteer.  However,  Surapadman has already gained a significant lead in the meantime.  Indra takes his Vajra and hurls it at Surapadman, but it hits Nandi and fells him.

Kartikeya picks Nandi up and puts him on Surapadman, and Ganesh too sits on him.  The extra weight wears down Surapadman a bit, and Indra closes the gap.  However, the pot in which Ganesh had brought the original modak gets filled again due to the Annapurna magic, and Ganesh asks Nandi if that too is spiked.  Nandi, still recovering from his wounds, says no, and so Ganesh gives it to Surapadman, and that gives him a fresh burst of energy, and he regains his lead and completes the race, first.

As a result, Shiva declares the team of Kartikeya, Ganesh and Nandi the joint winners of this contest.  When Indra arrives, Mahadev glares at him, and Indra flees, while Rishi Kashyap begs Mahadev to show mercy on him.  Mahadev says that due to his transgressions - be it Ahalya, Ganesh, Kartikeya & others, Indra will be defeated by everybody in Ravan's family.  

Kartikeya expresses his regret in helping Indra and killing Tarakasura, and announces that he will set up Shivalingas in Tarakasura's honor to atone for killing him.  He had Surapadman the peacock also take part in this, and also got Parvati to get Kali to release Simhamukha the jackal so that he too could take part in this.

The Shivalingas are set up, and Kartikeya announces that slimfast would be the official prasad of these temples, so that devotees don't get obese.  He offers Ganesh the first of the slimfast prasads.  

Ganesh just loves it, as do Parvati, Menavati and Swadha.  Himavan annouces a slimfast feast to celebrate the achievements of his grandkids, while Asoka-Sundari too is happy that she doesn't have to skip this LOL


Edited by .Vrish. - 17 January 2013 at 4:10am

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