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Omg minaxi this 1 is the best.

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  • Kartikeya returns to Kailash and catches the ball while Ganesh is playing w/ Nandi & the Ganas
  • The 2 brothers hug, and then meet their parents.  They decide to have a private family get together comprising of just them & the Ganas.
  • Indra decides to spoil this as well, and against the advise of Brihaspati, decides to send Parashurama to go and crash their party
  • Kartikeya tells Ganesh, 'Look, you've been doing security duties here, and even lost your head over it, but now that I'm here, let me take over for a while.'  Ganesh refuses, but Kartikeya tells him that it's an order, so Ganesh has no choice
  • Kamasura - who's now Kartikeya's spy (see pg 17 for the story of his birth LOL) tells Kartikeya that Parashurama is coming @ the behest of Indra
  • Parashurama arrives, and demands to meet Mahadev.  Kartikeya asks him what pressing need he has, and Parashurama claims that he has the right to barge in whenever he likes
  • Kartikeya tells him that today, there is a private family function open to only the family and Ganas, and that he'd simply have to return the next day.  The family too has its rights, and outsiders can't crash it simply on their whims.  He tells Parashurama to go and tell Indra that his mission has failed
  • Parashurama gets furious and attacks Kartikeya.  The 2 fight long and hard, and Kartikeya manages to wound Parashurama w/ his vel
  • Finally, Parashurama hurls his ax @ Kartikeya, but he does a somersault and successfully ducks it.  Unfortunately, Ganesh arrives, and the ax takes out one of his tusks
  • Everyone is furious - Mahadev, Parvati, Nandi, Bhrigni, Himavan and everyone else
  • Parvati takes the form of Durga and threatens Parashurama.  Himavan tells him not to dare ever set foot in the Himalayas.  Kartikeya curses him that he'll have 3 disciples who'll fight on the side of evil in a war and have to be killed by trickery.  The Ganas start throwing bhang @ Parashurama, and very soon, he's drenched in bhang
  • Mahadev is also furious and is about to open his third eye to incinerate Parashurama.  Just then, Vishnu appears and begs Mahadev not to do it
  • Parvati is furious w/ Vishnu and tells him that he always blindly sides w/ Indra's machinations, and would now have to pay a price.  From this day onwards, he's no longer her brother and can no longer claim to be close to her
  • Parvati also tells him that the reason he goes about doing what he does is that he doesn't have any feelings as a mother.  So she tells him that if he wants Parashurama to be spared, Vishnu would have to give birth to one of Mahadev's sons, just like she did
  • Vishnu smiles, and agrees, and Parashurama is shocked to hear that and begs him to let Shiva destroy him.  But Parvati tells him that his proper punishment is not death - it's humiliation
  • Parvati tells him that this son of Shiva & Mohini - Manikanthan - would be brought up by a king, and therefore a Kshatriya.  Parashurama would have to make his statue once his main mission - the killing of Mahishi - is complete - out of that broken tooth of Ganesh.  Having to make a statue of a Kshatriya would be his punishment.  Vishnu's punishment would be giving birth to that kshatriya Evil SmileLOL
  • Parashurama accepts that punishment, but begs that Vishnu be spared that humiliation.  But Parvati tells him that if she undoes Vishnu's curse, Parashurama wouldn't have to do anything, and so this ruse of his won't work
  • Parashurama & Vishnu return sheepishly to Vaikuntha, where they see Lakshmi totally unloading on Indra.  Indra begs them to explain, but they tell him to get lost Dancing
  • Lakshmi tells Parashurama that he reeks of bhang, and asks him to leave w/o any questions.  Parashurama asks if he can have a bath in ksheersagar, but Lakshmi says no.  Jaya & Vijaya throw him out Evil Smile
  • Parvati asks Shiva if Ganesh can get a human head again due to his broken tusks - maybe by getting one of Kartikeya's 6.  Kartikeya is more than happy to agree, and so is Shiva, but Ganesh complains that he won't be able to have as many laddoos as he does once that happens.  So the elephant head stays
  • Everybody then resume the reunion party Party


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he bhagwaan my stomache hurts from rofling ..this story is cracking me up ROFLROFL

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Mind-boggling Vrish...ClapI amROFLROFLROFLing.
ROFLSo Parvati asks Vishnu to give birth one of Shiva's sonLOL
Though I wonder why Ganesh and Kartikeya has not fought with each other, I love this brotherly bond very much.Thumbs UpPlease keep it like this way.Embarrassed

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Continuing from Vrish's story-

A deeply humiliated Parashuram prepares to leave Vaikunth but fires a Parthian shot at Lakshmi. He tells her to think  when the child is born to Vishnu- Shiva, what will be her status with regards to the child? What will the child call her?

Lakshmi is momentarily stumped and Parashuram fires one more salvo. If Vishnu and Shiva were to bed together, will not the world call her husband names...dirty names...

Lakshmi realizes the enormity of the situation and rushes to Kailash and berates Parvati for having put Vishnu in an uncomfortable position. In turn she curses Parvati her husband will father a blind asur child whom Parvati will have to bring up. 

A general mayhem ensues and the whole devaloka is caught in the madness of cursing and counter cursing. 

Meanwhile, deep down in Srilanka, demonic forces are on the rise.

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Parvati is happy to know that they will have another child.  However, Ganesh is not happy at his mother being cursed, and curses Lakshmi again that she would have to go w/o her husband when he next has to go on his next avatar, which this time will be much longer than the previous.

Lakshmi laughs @ him triumphantly, and tells him that I've got that covered.  I'll be born as Vedavati

Ganesh laughs back, and tells him, yeah, but you won't be able to get Vishnu back as your hubby

Lakshmi: I'll do tapasya - if it could work for your mom, it'll work for me

Ganesh: You'll do your tapasya, but Ravan will successfully sabotage it, leaving you w/ no choice but to destroy that body

Lakshmi: Big deal - I'll take birth again as Sita, and that time have far greater powers

Ganesh: Yeah, you may, but you'll first be abducted by Ravan and separated from Rama, and later, you'll be exiled by Rama - never to re-unite w/ him.  Also, while you are alive, there will be aspersions cast on your character

Lakshmi: Okay, but I'll get him back in his next avatar - as Krishna.

Ganesh: Sure, but unlike as Sita, where you won't have to share him, as Rukmini, you'll have to share him w/ 16,107 co-wives.  Also, you won't be widowed as Sita, but you will be widowed as Rukmini

Lakshmi grows livid and this time, curses Ganesh - 'and you will have to write that whole story - w/o stopping.  If you stop, you'll forever be separated from your parents'.  (That's why Ganesh gave Vyasa the condition that he did)

Ganesh laughs and tells her: 'I'll be more than happy to do that'.

Lakshmi is stumped! Confused


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Ganesh once again curses Lakshmi that Vishnu- in his avatar as Buddha- will once again abandon her - that too in the middle of the night.

Vishnu, on hearing all this closes his ears with his hands and mentally thinks- "Oh Stop, both of you. I am planning to take only 10 avatars"

But Ganesh is not done yet. He continues "And in his next avatar..."

"I plan to be a bachelor, Ganesh . Lakshmi will  remain safely in Vaikunth" answers Vishnu and leaves Kailash for Vaikunth.

Kartikeya- who is eager to drag Ganesh back to his lessons - asks him to concentrate on Sanskrit from the next day  since he will have to write an entire epic in the near future. "How will you do it kiddoo?" Skanda asks.

Ganesh doesn't seem to be too bothered  "No matter Skanda- Ek baar keh diya to  keh diya" 


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400th post for this thread Dancing

Originally posted by varaali

Ganesh once again curses Lakshmi that Vishnu- in his avatar as Buddha- will once again abandon her - that too in the middle of the night.

Vishnu, on hearing all this closes his ears with his hands and mentally thinks- "Oh Stop, both of you. I am planning to take only 10 avatars"

But Ganesh is not done yet. He continues "And in his next avatar..."

"I plan to be a bachelor, Ganesh . Lakshmi will  remain safely in Vaikunth" answers Vishnu and leaves Kailash for Vaikunth.

Kartikeya- who is eager to drag Ganesh back to his lessons - asks him to concentrate on Sanskrit from the next day  since he will have to write an entire epic in the near future. "How will you do it kiddoo?" Skanda asks.

Ganesh doesn't seem to be too bothered  "No matter Skanda- Ek baar keh diya to  keh diya" 



Ganesh takes a parting shot at Vishnu, and tells him that in your 10th avatar too, you'll land up w/ 2 wives.  Vishnu flees, taking Lakshmi w/ him.

Ganesh adds to his reponse to Skanda, "Bhaiya, I'll just be taking dictation.  How tough can that be?"

Kartikeya tells him, "Look, you will ask Rishi Vyasa to dictate non-stop, which he can't.  So he's gonna put the counter condition that you only write after you've understood what he's dictating.  So you do need to have a good understanding of the language.

Ganesh agrees, and Skanda sends for Panini in order to have him give Ganesh tuition lessons.  Ganesh suggests that Murugan translate his work into Tamil, but Murugan tells him that I have to prepare for battle w/ Pradhyumna in the epic you're writing, so that job will have to be delegated to someone else down the line.  Get everything in order first b4 you dare put any of that into Tamil - I don't want Vaisapayana, Jaimineya, Sukhdev et al littering all their contradicting accounts in Tamil. LOL

Skanda then asks dad & mom to get Ganesh's books ready for his classes, while he checks back w/ Meenakshi on how well the South is being run.  Meenakshi tells him that everybody is happy.  Everybody except Devasena, that is.

Kartikeya is thoughtful!


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