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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 4:10am | IP Logged
Originally posted by mrmrfrevr

Originally by .Vrish
  • So Parvati & her attendents get ready for a sauna bath, while Nandi & Bhrigni come in asking for directions
  • Parvati thinks, 'Why can't these puppets think for themselves and make their own calls, instead of asking me to micromanage every bit of everything that goes on here?'  Accordingly, she orders them to use their judgement in doing things
  • She then calls Vinayak and asks him to guard the entrance and not allow anybody in.  Vinayak obliges.
  • In the meantime, Minakshi tells Kartikeya that his absence from Kailash has cost him, since Parvati loves Vinayak more, so much so that she asked him, rather than the more experienced Kartikeya to guard her sthal
  • Murugan gets annoyed and goes to the place, and greets Vinayak.  Vinayak tells him that there is no way he can enter.
  • Murugan tells Vinayak that he doesn't want to enter - he wants to guard that place instead of Vinayak, and asks Vinayak to get lost and play w/ his mice & laddoos
  • Vinayak claims that his mother loves him more.  Murugan laughs, and tells him that what she loves is her bath, or else she'd have finished it quickly & relieved him
  • Vinayak gets angry again & attacks Skanda, who manages to somersault and dodge every move of his.
  • Mahadev arrives and Vinayak explains to him why he can't enter.
  • Mahadev tries to stop the fighting b/w Murugan & Vinayak, but both claim that the right to guard that entrance
  • Mahadev suggests that he resolve this, and both agree.  Mahadev asks which of them would allow him in, given the role?
  • Guha says yes, Vinayak says no.  Mahadev rules in favor of Guha Evil Smile
  • Vinayak gets infuriated & attacks Guha.  Mahadev gets infuriated @ seeing Guha assaulted, and takes his trishul & cuts off Vinayak's head.
  • Parvati comes out & is livid that Mahadev beheaded Vinayak.  Skanda tells her that she could have resolved this issue by having a shorter bath.  Her long bath was what cost Vinayak his head.
  • Parvati starts crying, and so Skanda tries comforting her, and asks her why she didn't call him to guard her sauna - didn't she love him.  Parvati tells him that that won't distract from her grief over Vinayak.
  • Skanda then takes Vinayak's head, attaches an elephant trunk w/ tusks & ears, and suggests to his father to reattach the head.
  • Mahadev goes ahead and reattaches Vinayak's head, trunk & all and stirs up & calls his mom.
  • Vinayak is about to go to his mom, who's all ready to hug him, when Skanda catches him by his elephant ears LOL
  • Vinayak w/ his trunk gives Skanda a lashing on his nose.  Skanda lets go, and Vinayak runs & hugs his mom.
  • Nandi & the Ganas arrive, and are happy to see Vinayak restored to life, & praise Skanda for his genius.  Mahadev promotes Vinayak to Ganapati
  • Menavati & Himavan arrive, this time all set to throw a laddoo party for Ganapati
  • Murugan again gets offended that nobody remembered to prepare his favorite new Southern cuisine, & stormed out of there and returned to Minakshi & Devasena.
  • Himavan & Menavati go to Murugan's place to ask him what his favorite cuisine is, so that they can throw another party in his honor for resurrecting Vinayak
  • But Murugan is already having a feast along w/ Minakshi & Devasena, who have arranged an elaborate gourmet.  The main items in that menu are...

heheheheLOLLOL...I guess Murugan is right .LOLParvati should have to finish her sauna bath earlierROFLROFLROFL But how come they know that women take longer time in bath!ROFLROFL
And by the way do Parvati know how to cook Lord Murugan's favorite cuisine??
omg!! this is rolfworhtyROFL

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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 4:13am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Vaarali
"Swami..." began Parvati with a quaver in her voice "Swami, Vinayak needs to be admitted in a school..."

Mahadev shut his eyes "God...we are gonna have to get a school admission?  I would rather swallow another pot of poison...I would rather have Bhasmasur put his hand on me... But to scout schools for a Kindergarden admission...Parvati - somethings are impossible even for Gods" 

Both Mahadev and Parvati were plunged deep in thought. This situation was new to them since Kartikeya's childhood had been handled by the Kritiika sisters who had home-tutored him and  Ashok Sundari's interest had only been in matrimony. 


But Pavati was a woman of action. She remembered that Mrs Kuber too had twin daughters- RIddhi and Siddhi-nearly the same age as Vinayak, so surely she must be knowing something.

A little while later Parvati returned to Kailash armed with a big white book. The cover read "My First Book of Mytho Nursery Rhymes"

Parvati seated Ganesh beside her and opening to the first page began reading aloud: 

Twinkle Twinkle Little Moon
How I wonder when you bloom
Perched on Daddy's head so high
Like a Ladoo in the sky 

Parvati beamed. "That was easy, wasn't it Vinayak ? Now read the next one"

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran across the block
The mouse wanted a ladoo
Mother gave him two
Hickory Dickory dock.

Parvati breathed easy. Things may not be so difficult after all. She turned the page and began reading the next poem:

Moo Moo Mahishasur's buffalo
Have you any milk?
Yes sir, Yes sir, three pails pink
One for Mahadev, One for Parvati 
And one for the little boy
With face like a Haathi

Shiva's voice cut across the room "Parvati- Which idiot has written these nonsensical verses and why are you teaching him all these?"

Parvati replied  "This is the new syllabus Swami. Apparently the kid has to know at least 10 poems, number counting till 10 , be able to understand at least two languages to even qualify for the interview. Mrs Kuber has already taught her daughters simple addition." Parvati began to despair.

Shiva leaned forward and picked up the rhymes book and began reading aloud the next one

Shumbh-Nishumbha sat on a wall
Shumbha Nishumbha heard a wild call
Not all of Durga-Ma's lions or Durga-Ma's women
Could bring Shumbh Nishumbh back again

Shiva began to laugh. Parvati got up and instructed the ganas that the next ten days should be spent in helping Vinayak memorize all the poems. 

The Ganas started wondering if they could escape to Vaikunth till Vinayaka's admission was over.


ClapClapClapClapSuperb nursery rhymes. I wish that I could get those in my nursery daysCry.
Best of Luck to my sweet little divine brother for his first day in school and also to his parents and my divine parents.Thumbs UpLOL
And Best of Luck for the Ganas for their assignmentsROFL
ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 4:17am | IP Logged
Originally posted by mrmrfrevr

Originally posted by Vaarali
"Swami..." began Parvati with a quaver in her voice "Swami, Vinayak needs to be admitted in a school..."

Mahadev shut his eyes "God...we are gonna have to get a school admission?  I would rather swallow another pot of poison...I would rather have Bhasmasur put his hand on me... But to scout schools for a Kindergarden admission...Parvati - somethings are impossible even for Gods" 

Both Mahadev and Parvati were plunged deep in thought. This situation was new to them since Kartikeya's childhood had been handled by the Kritiika sisters who had home-tutored him and  Ashok Sundari's interest had only been in matrimony. 


But Pavati was a woman of action. She remembered that Mrs Kuber too had twin daughters- RIddhi and Siddhi-nearly the same age as Vinayak, so surely she must be knowing something.

A little while later Parvati returned to Kailash armed with a big white book. The cover read "My First Book of Mytho Nursery Rhymes"

Parvati seated Ganesh beside her and opening to the first page began reading aloud: 

Twinkle Twinkle Little Moon
How I wonder when you bloom
Perched on Daddy's head so high
Like a Ladoo in the sky 

Parvati beamed. "That was easy, wasn't it Vinayak ? Now read the next one"

Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran across the block
The mouse wanted a ladoo
Mother gave him two
Hickory Dickory dock.

Parvati breathed easy. Things may not be so difficult after all. She turned the page and began reading the next poem:

Moo Moo Mahishasur's buffalo
Have you any milk?
Yes sir, Yes sir, three pails pink
One for Mahadev, One for Parvati 
And one for the little boy
With face like a Haathi

Shiva's voice cut across the room "Parvati- Which idiot has written these nonsensical verses and why are you teaching him all these?"

Parvati replied  "This is the new syllabus Swami. Apparently the kid has to know at least 10 poems, number counting till 10 , be able to understand at least two languages to even qualify for the interview. Mrs Kuber has already taught her daughters simple addition." Parvati began to despair.

Shiva leaned forward and picked up the rhymes book and began reading aloud the next one

Shumbh-Nishumbha sat on a wall
Shumbha Nishumbha heard a wild call
Not all of Durga-Ma's lions or Durga-Ma's women
Could bring Shumbh Nishumbh back again

Shiva began to laugh. Parvati got up and instructed the ganas that the next ten days should be spent in helping Vinayak memorize all the poems. 

The Ganas started wondering if they could escape to Vaikunth till Vinayaka's admission was over.


ClapClapClapClapSuperb nursery rhymes. I wish that I could get those in my nursery daysCry.
Best of Luck to my sweet little divine brother for his first day in school and also to his parents and my divine parents.Thumbs UpLOL
And Best of Luck for the Ganas for their assignment
sROFLROFLROFL

he bhagwaan my stomache hurts from rofling ..this story is cracking me up ROFLROFL
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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 5:46am | IP Logged
Originally posted by mrmrfrevr


ClapSuperb nursery rhymes. I wish that I could get those in my nursery daysCry.
Best of Luck to my sweet little divine brother for his first day in school and also to his parents and my divine parents.Thumbs UpLOL
And Best of Luck for the Ganas for their assignmentsROFL
ROFLROFLROFL


Wait a minute. Admission is yet to take place Day Dreaming.  As any parent would know, kidergarden admission interview is lot worse than a job interview .


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Originally posted by sia221

OMG !! Varaali... Thats simply hilarious.. !! All the nursery rhymes are based on Mahadev Parvati.. and Ganesh himself LOL I wonder what Mahadev's reaction would be when he comes to know even parents are supposed to give an interview for their kids admission.. LOL

Continuation of Varaali's story:
  • Nandi goes to the school to get a checklist of what's needed for the admission test, and finds out that along w/ feather pens and palm leaves, the parents too have to attend
  • Nandi gets a shock - Mahadev & Parvati's darshan are not for free.  How do I convince them to attend this?
  • He tries to persuade the principal to exempt Ganesh from this requirement, but the principal tells him that if he bends the rule for one, he'll have to bend it for all, and declines
  • Nandi returns to Parvati and explains the issue.  Parvati asks whether it's adequate if only she attends?  Nandi says no, father too is needed.
  • Accordingly, Mahadev & Parvati decide to go in a new guise
  • As it so happens, Ganesh had already been trying to get his father to do a total makeover, and here is his golden opportunity.  He gets his father a tux, and mom a dress suit and they both agree to go in that.
  • On the day of the admissions, Mahadev & Parvati both turn up and are easily the neatest dressed parents on campus.
  • They meet the principal, and divine every question that he wants to ask them and his preferred answer, and gives them.
  • In the meantime, Ganesh too aces the nursery rhymes, and tops the class
  • The principal tells them that Ganesh's admission has been approved, but Mahadev tells him that after seeing the principal and talking to him, he has changed his mind, and would instead try out the rival school in the neightborhood.
  • A shocked principal asks why, and Mahadev gives him a long bhashan about everything that's wrong w/ the education system that the school is following - from interviewing parents, expecting too much from too young kids and putting high premium on appearances, rather than character.
  • The principal falls asleep listening to Mahadev's bhashan, and so Mahadev assumes his original form and gives his bhashan to the parents, who agree w/ him & leave.
  • The parents ask Mahadev to help find a new school that has high capacity and which has the same altruistic goals that Mahadev mentioned.  Mahadev tells them that such a school is hiring, and Nandi would be its first principal and the ganas & prets the teaching staff
  • Nandi is shocked, but Mahadev tells him that he has what it takes to head that school
  • The parents accept this.  Some of them seem to have qualms, but remember Mahadev's bhashan about the importance of priorities when it comes to education, and accept his proposal.  The ganas & prets are celebrating w/ bhang, and some parents pull out and return to the original school, which is now desperate for students and has dropped all admission fees, hoping to entice students.
  • The other parents request Parvati to rein in the bhang, at least when the kids are around.  Parvati agrees, and orders Nandi & the ganas to follow a new code of conduct that she's written.
  • Nandi's school opens, and Ganesh and everyone who wanted admission gets into the school, and activities start
  • Riddi & Siddhi too join the school, and Ganesh's favorite time during breaks is playing volleyball w/ both of them

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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 9:02am | IP Logged

seems like the Indian counterpart of Hogwarts with ganas and prets as proffessorsROFL

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Posted: 20 December 2012 at 1:37pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by .Vrish.
Continuation of Varaali's story:
  • Nandi goes to the school to get a checklist of what's needed for the admission test, and finds out that along w/ feather pens and palm leaves, the parents too have to attend
  • Nandi gets a shock - Mahadev & Parvati's darshan are not for free.  How do I convince them to attend this?
  • He tries to persuade the principal to exempt Ganesh from this requirement, but the principal tells him that if he bends the rule for one, he'll have to bend it for all, and declines
  • Nandi returns to Parvati and explains the issue.  Parvati asks whether it's adequate if only she attends?  Nandi says no, father too is needed.
  • Accordingly, Mahadev & Parvati decide to go in a new guise
  • As it so happens, Ganesh had already been trying to get his father to do a total makeover, and here is his golden opportunity.  He gets his father a tux, and mom a dress suit and they both agree to go in that.
  • On the day of the admissions, Mahadev & Parvati both turn up and are easily the neatest dressed parents on campus.
  • They meet the principal, and divine every question that he wants to ask them and his preferred answer, and gives them.
  • In the meantime, Ganesh too aces the nursery rhymes, and tops the class
  • The principal tells them that Ganesh's admission has been approved, but Mahadev tells him that after seeing the principal and talking to him, he has changed his mind, and would instead try out the rival school in the neightborhood.
  • A shocked principal asks why, and Mahadev gives him a long bhashan about everything that's wrong w/ the education system that the school is following - from interviewing parents, expecting too much from too young kids and putting high premium on appearances, rather than character.
  • The principal falls asleep listening to Mahadev's bhashan, and so Mahadev assumes his original form and gives his bhashan to the parents, who agree w/ him & leave.
  • The parents ask Mahadev to help find a new school that has high capacity and which has the same altruistic goals that Mahadev mentioned.  Mahadev tells them that such a school is hiring, and Nandi would be its first principal and the ganas & prets the teaching staff
  • Nandi is shocked, but Mahadev tells him that he has what it takes to head that school
  • The parents accept this.  Some of them seem to have qualms, but remember Mahadev's bhashan about the importance of priorities when it comes to education, and accept his proposal.  The ganas & prets are celebrating w/ bhang, and some parents pull out and return to the original school, which is now desperate for students and has dropped all admission fees, hoping to entice students.
  • The other parents request Parvati to rein in the bhang, at least when the kids are around.  Parvati agrees, and orders Nandi & the ganas to follow a new code of conduct that she's written.
  • Nandi's school opens, and Ganesh and everyone who wanted admission gets into the school, and activities start
  • Riddi & Siddhi too join the school, and Ganesh's favorite time during breaks is playing volleyball w/ both of them
Superb Vrish. Now I desperately want to see Mahadev and Parvati in Tux and Dress suit. Day Dreaming
And Mahadev's Bhashan here too...LOL
LOLLOLand Parvati's rule book for Ganas and Pretas when they are with kidsROFLROFLROFL
ROFLROFLROFLJust try to imagine the whole situationROFLROFL
I want more

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