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sorry for buttin in..but...there are no cheerleeders with pompoms😆
Kartikeya and Devasena have almost completed the rituals, and just as he's filling up her barren maang and making it all red, Indra turns up, and looks @ them totally shell shocked.Kartikeya smiles, walks up towards him, and tells him, 'Sasurshree, I stole your daughter. Nya, nya nya nya nya 😛'
Meeting no 137 b/w the CVs of DkDM and Ganesh & Kartik
CVs 1,2, 3 and 4 are seated on one side of the table. A very angry Kartikeya with his brother Ganesh is on the other side.KArtikeya (thumping his fist on the table) : You made me kill Tarakasur (I would have killed Surapadman too, if you morons knew he existed) and now you are denying me marriage. I refuse to remain a bachelor. I am married and that is how you should show me.CV 1: But you are indeed unmarried. That's how we know you. You are Kumar Kartikeya...KArtikeya: (staring right into the CV's face) Which idiot says so?CV 1 : All the idiots... I mean ...pundits in North India say so. I am myself one.Kartikeya: You are an idiot?CV 1 : No, I am a pundit.Kartikeya : Ha, ever visited south? Been into any of my temples? I have not one but two wives... You better show both of them.(Kartikeya lunges forward and points his spear at the CV's neck)CV 1: (eying the spear at his throat and raising his hands) Ok Ok...We will show you as getting married.Kartkeya: Make it a Maha Episode and make it quick. i don't want to keep my Valli waiting.CV 1 ( nods helplessly). Jaisi aapki ichcha...Kartikeya : Oh one more thing...It better be a proper Tamil wedding...CV 1: Oh, whatever...Tamil / Telgu / Malayalam... Aap jo kahe...Waise, meri Shadi to ho gayiKartikeya lowers his spear and turning around, walks away. While going he winks at his brother and gives him a thumbs up sign as if to say "Sorry, brother, I pipped you"This only infuriated Ganesh further. He whirled his trunk in the air and brought it down on CV 2. Smack! Smack! Smack!CV 2 : Ayyo ...Appa... Saaami... Vinayaka Perumane... What are you doing?Ganesh: So you think that you can get away by marrying my brother but not me? Smack!CV 2 : But ...Vinaayakaaa... you are the respected elder brother of our Murugan Swami... You are not suppose to be married...Ganesh: Then who are Riddhi and Siddhi? Smack... Smack...Smack... You tamils think you are all very knowledgable...Thinking that centum in Mathematics is everything...Have you bothered to even get acquainted with other cultures?CV 2: Shaking his head helplessly...Ganesh: FYI, I too am married... I too have two wives... And you better show both of them to...Ok?Or...(Ganesh whirls his trunk menacingly)CV 2 : Seri... Seri...OK...As you say...By this time CV 3 was in a state of mortal terror. He heard a voice behind the door. "Excuse me? Is that one of the CVS?CV 3 : (closing his eyes) Areey whoever you are... you too can have two marraiges..two wives...two mega episodes...Visitor: Relax son...CV3 opens his eyes " Mahadev! Prabhu! Aap?"Mahadev : Relax son... Now what were you saying about another marriage for me?"A curious rumbling sound is heard. Ma Durga in her rudra roop manifests herself pointing her trident at the third CVDurga : You are from bengal, isn't it? Do you fear my wrath? How dare you even suggest another wife for Mahadev? Aami... Aami... tomaake...CV 3: faints down in terror, promising he will visit at least 51 Puja Pandals next year...CV 4 (clicking on Google and typing): Nandi + marriage + wife...Note: Whatever I have written is purely in jest...No offence meant...
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