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Meghan Marrige ek nazar swoof update page 2 (Page 2)

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 6:15am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sumiswap

Mohan ka test about mantras LOL

 thanks update bhi padh lena

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 6:15am | IP Logged
Originally posted by SwastikAshNi

In a word,it was ROCKING...do continue...
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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 6:16am | IP Logged

Mohan – maa,……… tum…………… yaha.

Indu – thori late entry hui, kya karoo Cvs ne is baar khtara gari bejhi thi. Ye kya meri gairhazri me teri shadi bhi ho gayi. Monu pehle to tu her kaam apne papa ke bina kiya karta tha ab mere bina bhi karne lga.

Mohan – main kya kroo maa Cvs ne mujhe Mr. India type papa diya hai kabhi dikhai hi nahi dete.

Indu – per beta main to thi na tu mera intzar to kar skta tha na. kyu nahi kiya?

Mohan – are yaar ab inhi kaun btay eki agar ye shadi ke waqt yha hoti ti ye shadi kabhi nahi hoti.

Guru – haa or fir Cvs ne ye jo TRP ke liye naya drama dala hai uska tmasha kaise hota.

Mohan – tmasha?

Guru – haa wo dekho start hone wala hai kyunki wo tumhari pehli wali sasu maa aai hai.

Mohan – maar gaya. Ab kya hoag.

Guru – kuch nahi tumhar bad bajega.

Ridz mom- mohan beta ye tumne kya kiya? meri beti se shadi karne ke baad isase shadi kar li.

Megha – kya? Mohan tumne inki beti se shadi ki hai?

Jiji – jamai babu keh do ki ye jhooth hai.

Nanhi – spideman tum aisa nahi kar sakte.

Indu – monu beta tu sach sach bta tune iski beti se shadi ki hai ya nahi.

Mohan – are bus………… sab swal hi puchte rahoge ya jawab bhi dene doge.

Indu – pehle mere swal ka jwab de tune inki beti se shadi ki hai.

Ridz mom (RM) – haa ki hai na.

Indu – kya saboot hai?

RM – main hoo na maine apne saamne shaadi krwai hai.

Jiji – haan to hum sab ne apne saamne mohan megha ki shadi karwai hai. uska kya?

RM – wo mujhe nahi pta. Per mujhe itn apta hai ki isne meri beti se shadi ki hai.

Mr. Vyas – to abhi aapki beti kha hai?

RM – yahi hai beti Ridima………..

Ridhima andar aati hai wo kafi makup me hai.

Mohan – are yaar ye itna makup pot kar kyun aati hai.

Guru – agar bina makup ke aayegi to tum use kaise pehchanoge?

Mohan – aisa kya? Per aaj to bin amakup ke aana tha an aaj kaun sa khushi ka din hai?

Guru – khushi ka din hi to hai aaj tumhari band bajne wali hai na.

Mohan – chup kar.

Jiji – ye ……….. isase shadi ki mohan ne.

Ridz – haan main hi hoo apke jmai babu ki pehli patni.

Jiji – per dekhne se to shadi shuda lagti hai. maglsutra kha ahi tumhara.

Ridz – wo main mohan ko lauta diya.

Indu – kyun?

Ridz – ek to uska disgine mujhe pasand nahi tha dusra usne mujhe wahi maglsutra pehna diya jo usne megha ke liye khrida tha. Are meri bhi koi value hai ya nahi main dusro ki cheeje psand nahi karti.

Megha – kya? Mohan tumne mere liye laya maglsutra is ridz ko pehna diya. Or phir usk alautaya hua wahi mangalsutra mujhe chipka diya. Nahi chahiye mujhe tumhara mangalsutra wapus le lo ise.

Mohan – ruko…….. ruko megha. Bhale hi maine usase shadi kar li per pyaar to main ab bhi tumse hi krta hoo.

Megha – pyaar…… maine to ye samjh ke tumse shadi ke liye haa kit hi kit um ek bachelor ho. Fresh fresh item. Per tum bhi basi ho gaye.

Mohan – are main koi khane ka saman ho jo basi ho gaya.

Mr,. vyas – mohan beta mujhe tumse aisi umeed nahi thi.

Mohan – aap to chup hi rahiye papaji. Jab bhi main koi accha kaam karta hoo apko uski umeed bhi nahi rehti or koi bura kaam karta hoo tab bhi aapko uski ummed nahi hoti.

Mr. Vyas – per tum aisa kaise kar sakte ho. Kaise ? ek shadi shuda aadmi hone ke bawzood tum dusri shadi kaise kar sakte ho?

Mohan – kyun nahi kar sakta? Kyun nahi kar skta main dusri shadi? Are aap logo ne Sudhir Beshrama ka byan nahi suna kya?

Sanjay – kya byan diya hai unhone?

Mohan – yahi ki main shadi shuda hua to kya hua dil se to bachelor hoo. Are is byan se hum sab shadi shuda logo ye adhikar mil gya hai ki hum shadi shuda hote huye bhi bachelor kehla sakte hai.

Sanjay- kya? Tab to main bhi dil se bachelor hoo.

Renu – patidev…….. tum ye dil se bachelor hone ka khyal apne dil se nikal do wrana main jo tumhara dil se haal karoongi na tumhara dil, dil nahi rahega.

Sanjay – meri to kismet hi khrab hai itna accha mauka mila tha per meri biwi……..

Renu – dekho tum……

Mohan – are band karo apna jhgra. Tum apne pati ka band baad me bja lena abhi meri baari hai. Haan to main kha tha……….

Ridz – dil se bachelor………..

Mohan – haa to main dil se bachelor hoo or is hisab se shadi kar skta hoo.

Megha – to kya mujhse shadi ke baad bhi tum dil se bachelor hi rahoge.

Mohan – mujhe kya pta? Cvs jo chahe wo kare?

Ridz – bare aaye dil se bachelor banane wale. Abhi jhoote prenge na to saara SB ka byan sir se utar jayega.

Megha – bilkul………. Dil se bachelor  hone ka khyal apne dil se nahi nikala na to hum dono mil kar tumahara bhtra bana dengi.

Mohan – are wo tu Cvs pehle hi bna chuke hai. Waise tum dono ko aapus me lrna chahiye tum dono to sautane ho na fir milkar meri band kyun baja rahi ho.

Ridz – hum kyun lare hum new zamane ki sautane hai jo aise dil se bachelor patiyo ki band bjati hai.

Mohan – ye sab mere saath hi hona tha?

Guru – kya kroge bhaiya jis trah se CVs ne tumhare character ka band bjaya hai na tum tulsi parvati se kum nahi reh gaye ho.

Mohan- ye dono kaun hai?

Guru – are ye tv serials ke itihas ki wo mhan heroine hai jinhone apne ansuo ke dum per 10 saal tak Tv industry per raaz kiya.

Mohan – kya? To kya CVs ab mujhe bhi rula rula kar tv industry per raaz krna chahte hai.

Guru – pta nahi.

Indu – mere bte. Pehle to tu ek shadi karne se mna krta tha or ab do do. Main waari jawa mera monu. Aacha chal ye bata ki in dono me se meri bahu kise bnayega tu original.

Mohan – are maa yha meri band baji hui hai or tumhe apni bahu ki pari hai.

Renu – are tum log khri khri kya kar rahi ho main to kehti hoo ki maaro is dil se bachelor ko 2 jhapar.

Megha – naam mohan ho gya to kya 10 gopiya lekar ghomoge.

Ridz – haa bolo…….. apne aap ko such much ka Krishna knahiya samjhte ho.

Megha – pehle rasmi, fir main fir ye ridz.

Ridz – rashmi. Ab ye rashmi kaun hai.

Megha – iski ex Gf.

Ridz – he bhagwan mohan tumne mujhe btaya kyun nahi ki tumhari pehle se bhi koi Gf thi. Mujhe to lga tha ki tum fresh fresh item ho per tum to 2nd hand nikle.

Megha – or apni is 2nd hand jwani ko is Ridz ko dene ke baad mere paas aa gaye 3rd hand jawani leke.

Mohan – main such keh rha hoo maine kuch nahi kiya. Sirf shadi ki hai. Cvs ne meri kismet me 3-3 ladkiya likhi per romance ke naam per thenga dhikha diya.

Ridz – bare aaye romance karne wale. Pehle mujhe ye batao ki mujhse jhooth kyun bola?

Megha – nahi pehle mujhe ye btao ki mujhse such kyun chupaya?

Jiji – nahi pehle mujhe ye btao ki hum sabka bhrosa kyun tora?

Mr. vyas – pehle mujhe ye btao ki tumne aisa kyun kiya?

MIL – pehle mujhe ye btao ki meri beti ka dil tor kar tumhe kya mila?

Sanjay – pehle mujhe ye batao ki tumhari himmat kaise hui aisa karne ki.

Renu – abe nahi lafnge ptrakar pehle mujhe bata ki tune soch kaise ki itni bari baat tu mujhse chupa jayega?

Indu – pehle mujhe ye bata ki in dono me se tu kise vida karke apne ghar lane wala hai?

RM – pehle mujhe ye btao ki tumne meri beti ke sath aisa kyun kiya?

Nanhi – nahi spiderman pehle ye btao ki tumne mujhse kiya apna promise kyun tora?

Addu – pehle mujhe batao ki agar tumhe mera papa nahi banana tha to fir mere favorite manav uncle ko kyun bhgaya?

Mohan – guru tujhe koi swal nahi puchna?

Guru – nahi. Mujhe Cvs ne sirf tumhe slah dene ke liye rkha hai .

Btao batoa bato…………..btao…………

Mohan – abe chup………… pehle mujhe kuch puchna hai. Cvs pehle tum ye btao ki mere saath aisa kyun kiya?

Megha – wo kabhi jwab nahi denge. Isliye tum humare swalo ke jwab do.

Ridz – haan chalo jwab do.

Mohan – are choro mujhe main jaa rha hoo.

Megha – kha? Fir se dil se bachelor banke koi new ladki dhoondhne.

Mohan – dimag nahi khrab hai mera jo itna bar tmasha hone ke baad bhi koi nai ladki dhoondhooga. Or ye dil se bachelor ye hota kya hai mujhe to is bachelor word se hi nafrat ho gayi hai.

Ridz – to fir kha jaa rahe  ho?

Mohan – barhmchari banane.

All person- kya?

Mohan – haa……….. CVs ne jo meri halt ki hai na uske baad mere paas iske alva or koi raasta nahi bacha ki main barhmachrya le lu or himalay per jakr tpsya kroo.

Ridz – ruko. Maine bahut sare tv shows dekhe hai usme jab pati jaane lgta hai to ptni apni narazgi bhool kar ue jaane se rokti hai or main to tv serial ki mhan bahu hoo. main tumhe kaise jaane se sakti hoo. To tum nahi jaone. Mere saath chaloge.

Megah – ruko………. Tv serials to main bhi dekhti hoo. Or mujhe bhi pta hai ki ant me jeet sacche pyaar ki hi hoti hai isliye ye mere saath jayega.

Ridz – nahi mer saath jayega.

Megha –maine kha na mere saath jayega.

Guru – are aap log aapus me lar kyun rahi hai is smsya ka ek bahut hi purana or achuk upay hai mere paas. Aap dono bhaiya ka haath pakar kar apni tarf khicho jo jeet jayega bhaiya uske.

Mohan- are guru ke bacche tu mera dushman hai kya mrwayega mujhe?

Guru – main kya kru bhaiya Cvs ne aaj kal mujhe aapko mrwane wali slah dene ko hi kha hai.

Mohan – in Cvs ki to…..

Ridz or Megha dono mohan ka ek ek haath pakar kar use apni or khichne lagti hai.

Ridz –mera pati sirf mera hai.

Megha – ye mera pati hai or ye sirf mera hai.

Ridz – isne muhse pehle shadi ki thi.

Megha – per pyaar isne pehle mujhse kiya tha.

Mohan – are choro muhe. Tum dono ki lrai me main piss gya. Bachaoo Cvs bachaooo NBtins. Koi to mujhe bachooo

 

Or is trah mohan apni do biwiyo ke beech pis rha hai dekhte hai ab use kaun bachata hai.

 please do comments.

 

 

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 6:35am | IP Logged
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Awesome... loved it..
Vaise ridz ki mom ko RM mat bolo... varna RM ki swati naraz ho jayegi... LOL
Mohan ki 3rd hand jawaani
ROFL ROFL
P.S: Please jab spoof banaya karo toh uska link PM kar diya karo... aram se padh ke comment kar doongi.. Smile
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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 6:43am | IP Logged
Wonderful...great work pooja.

Edited by kkkap00r - 18 July 2012 at 6:43am
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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 7:08am | IP Logged

Mohan – main such keh rha hoo maine kuch nahi kiya. Sirf shadi ki hai. Cvs ne meri kismet me 3-3 ladkiya likhi per romance ke naam per thenga dhikha diya.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Another good oneThumbs Up...Mohan bhai ko bacha loTongue









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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 8:17am | IP Logged
Awsome piece of writing yaar !!
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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 1:01pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by misty85

ROFL
Awesome... loved it..
Vaise ridz ki mom ko RM mat bolo... varna RM ki swati naraz ho jayegi... LOL
Mohan ki 3rd hand jawaani
ROFL ROFL
P.S: Please jab spoof banaya karo toh uska link PM kar diya karo... aram se padh ke comment kar doongi.. Smile

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