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Meghan Marrige ek nazar swoof update page 2

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 4:01am | IP Logged

MEGHAN MARRIAGE EK NAZAR


Megha or mohan dono madam me shadi ke liye baithe hai. baaki saare ghar wale bahut khush hai. per mohan ke chehre per ek daar hai. wo baar baar darwaze ki taraf dekh raha hai.

Guru – are bhaiya baar baar drwaze ki taraf kya dekh rahe ho?

Mohan – dekh rha hoo ki kahi wo ain mauke pe tpak na jaye.

Guru – kaun?

Mohan – meri maa or kaun?

Guru – mummy ji.

Mohan – are haa re. CVs ne show me koi vilen nahi diya per meri maa ko hi mera sabse bara dushman bana kar bejh diya.

Guru – mummy ji or aapki dushman.

Mohan – haa re…… mere or megha ki shadi me agar koi sabse bri rukawat hai to wo hai meri maa is musibat ka mukabla to meri beti bhi nahi kar sakti.

Guru- wo to hai mummy ji se to sirf ek hi aurat nipat sakti hai or wo hai Renu bhabhi.

Mohan – naam mat le uska wo bhi to mere pyaar ki dushman hai.

Jiji-  are jmai babu kya baatein kar rahe ho/

Guru – kuch nahi bus apni shamat aane ka intzar kar rahe hai.

Jiji – shamat aane ka.

Mohan – nahi kuch nahi………. Ye to aise hi bakta rehta hai. aye pandit mantra khtam huye kay?

Pandit – are nahi beta abhi to bahut saare mantra baki hai.

Mohan – hai…….. are guru ye to keh raha hi ki abhi bahut saare mantra baki hai, pehli wali shadi me to kuch pta hi nahi chala.

Guru – kaise pta chalega. Hosh me the tum. Cvs ne 6 min. me 6 ghante ki shadi krwa di.

Mohan – tabhi main kahoo ki jo shadi 7 janmo tak tikti hai wo 7 ghnate bhi kyun nahi tiki.

Guru - or to or thik se knyadan bhi nahi hua tha. kyunki tumhare sasur ji to hospital me the na.

Mohan - haan per meri sasu maa thi na.

Guru - are wo wha kya kar rahi thi?

Mohan - kuch nahi... apni beti ki shadi attend kar rahi thi.

Guru - pati ko mrta chor kar!

Mohan - haa bechara mera sasur maar rha tha or uski wife ptaka ban kar meri shadi me aai thi.

Guru - bus bhaiya abhi aapki dusri shadi bhi hone wali hai ab kisi bhi prai ladki ko ptaka kehna tumhe shobha nahi deta.

Megha - haa thik hai na...

Guru – megha didi se 7 janmo ki shadi karni hai na to chu chap se saare mantra khtam hone ka intzar karo.

Mohan – main to kar loonga per wo log pta nahi wo log kab tak intzar karenge.

Guru – oh ho unki cinta choro or shadi me dhyan lgao. Pehli wali me bhi aisa hi kiya tha or kya kand kar baithe.

Mohan – tu thik kehta hai.

 

Tabhi megha mohan ke hath per apna haath marti hai.

Mohan – kya hai?

Megha – kuch nahi per tumhara dhyan kha hai. dekho dhyan se mantra suno or yaad karo ki tum kya kya vachan dene wale ho abhi mujhe.

Mohan – kyun? Shadi ke baad mera test lena hai.

Megha – nahi per tumhe sab yaad to hona chahiye na.

Mohan – are yaar guru ye ladies humesha meri life me itni problem kyun khri karti hai.

Guru – pta nahi. Per mujhe to lgta hi ki Cvs ko tumse jalan hone lagi hai jis trah se ladies tumhari fan hoti ja rahi hai na unhone socha ki tumhara character itna khrab kar de ki wo sab tumse nafrat karne lage.

Mohan – aisa kya tabhi NBTins aaj kal mere character ko lekar swal uthati rehti hai.

Pandit – ab aap log fero ke liye kahre ho jaye.

Mohan – haan megha utho jaldi fere le lete hai.

Megha – itni jaldi kya hai?

Mohan – tum nahi samjhogi. Sir per jab tlwar latakti rehti hai na tab aisa hi hota hai.

 

Mohan megha jaldi jaldi fere lete hai. saat fero ke baad.

Pandit – ab sidur lagaiye.

Mohan – aye guru zaldi se sindur de.

After sindurdaan.

Pandit – ab magalsutra pehnaiye.

Mohan – magalsutra.

Megha – wo jo tum mere liye lkar aye the na or jise baar baar dikha dikha kar tumne sabko bor kar diya wo hi. Tumhari pocket me hogi pehnao na.

Mohan – haa abhi pehnata hoo.

Mohan megha ko magalsutra pehnata hai.

Pandit – ab ye shadi complete hui aaj se aap dono pati patni hai.

Mohan – are wah.. guru mere bhai. Finally meri shadi ho gayi. Or is baar koi musibat nahi aai.

Guru – kaise aati Cvs ne to kuch or hi soch rkha hai wo dekho.

 

To be continue………

 

please do comments.



Edited by vs-kmh - 18 July 2012 at 6:16am

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 4:03am | IP Logged
READ MY ANOTHER FUNNY OS  MOHAN  MEGHA   SR  EK   NAZAR

are koi comment to karo. manesha where r u?CryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry

jaldi aao.



Edited by vs-kmh - 18 July 2012 at 4:23am

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 4:41am | IP Logged
ROFL
Megha Mohan ka test lene wali hai...ROFL
Vaise musibat kya hai??? Iss baar kitne rishty package deal mein aante wale hain? Wink

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 5:11am | IP Logged
ROFLROFLROFL
OMGROFL ur too much dear..ROFL

Was really ROFL to see megs take mohan's test..ROFLROFLROFL




 
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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 5:37am | IP Logged
Mohan ka test about mantras LOL
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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 5:38am | IP Logged
In a word,it was ROCKING...do continue...
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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 5:54am | IP Logged
Originally posted by misty85

ROFL
Megha Mohan ka test lene wali hai...ROFL
Vaise musibat kya hai??? Iss baar kitne rishty package deal mein aante wale hain? Wink

thanks dear.

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Posted: 18 July 2012 at 6:14am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -Swetha-

ROFLROFLROFL
OMGROFL ur too much dear..ROFL

Was really ROFL to see megs take mohan's test..ROFLROFLROFL




 

 Thanks sweta

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