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This is cheatinggg u jus copied and pasted my answers thts not acceptable tht is just saaf cheating
Originally posted by Be.A.Rebel

Originally posted by rukhaya

1- What are two things people never eat before breakfast?<font color="#0000ff">food and foodTongue

2- Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?<font color="#0000ff">cos bahir andar se zyada gandha thaLOL</font>

3- Why did the man throw the butter out the window?<font color="#0000ff">cos tht was wht he was meant ot throw out galti se ussne paani phenk diya thaTongue</font>

4- Why did the man put the clock in the safe?<font color="#0000ff">for safe timingWink</font>
5- What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?<font color="#0000ff">tumhara imaginery dostLOL</font>
6- What has a neck, but no head?<font color="#0000ff">headless monster</font>
7- Where is the ocean the deepest?<font color="#0000ff">jahan its deepTongue</font>
<font color="#0000ff">heavyyy rainnn here nowww wait let me bring the cat in *PAUSE*</font>
<font color="#0000ff">ok *RESUMING*Tongue</font>
8- "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"<font color="#0000ff">B... cos it is the first one tht has to wait baaki jus copy itLOL</font>
9- Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?<font color="#0000ff">kyonke usse waqt ki kadar nahin thiTongue</font>

10- What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?<font color="#0000ff">a tall and fat one</font>

11- How do you spell mousetrap?<font color="#0000ff">idk how do u spell itWink</font>
12- How many legs does an ant have?<font color="#0000ff">jitne hote hai</font>

13- How many people are buried in that cemetery?<font color="#0000ff">amount of ppl tht are dead there</font>
14- What can't be used until it's broken?<font color="#0000ff">roti... tor ke hi khaate hai nahLOL</font>

15- What do tigers have that no other animals have?<font color="#0000ff">the name tigerTongue</font>
16- What is Black and white and read (red) all over?<font color="#0000ff">bleeding zebra</font>
17- Why is number six afraid ?<font color="#0000ff">because 7 8 9</font>

18- What did number 1 say to 7?<font color="#0000ff">ur old</font>

19- Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?<font color="#0000ff">A cos ur name begins wid itLOL</font>

20- Which letter is always trying to find reasons?<font color="#0000ff">Z... it wants to knw why its last</font>

21- Which letter is not me?<font color="#0000ff">all of them apart from M and ETongue</font>

22- What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?<font color="#0000ff">V can do in 1 day which W does in 2 days cos 2 Vs make a WTongue</font>LOL
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  1. 23- Why is the A like a flower?<font color="#0000ff">who sed it is

    24- Why is the letter "A" like noon?<font color="#0000ff">who sed it is</font>

    25- "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"<font color="#0000ff">the one tht drinks more water</font>

    26- What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?<font color="#0000ff">Me and my Cat togetherTongue</font>

    27- What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?<font color="#0000ff">horse ghost</font>
    28- What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?<font color="#0000ff">TTT</font>

    29- What did zero say to eight?<font color="#0000ff">ur twice as fat as me</font>

    30- Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?<font color="#0000ff">for food reserves they have been keping throughout the year</font>
    31- Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?<font color="#0000ff">day</font>

    32- Which room has no doors, no windows.<font color="#0000ff">room u wont be getting out of so maybe mughal-e-azam ke anarkali's kamra?Tongue</font>

    33- What gets wetter as it dries?<font color="#0000ff">a sponge</font>

    34- A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?<font color="#0000ff">usse ginti nahin aati ya usse dino ke naame nahin aate</font>

    35- Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?<font color="#0000ff">he didnt want to break a bone</font>

    36- A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?<font color="#0000ff">golmaal hai sab golmaal hai</font>

    37- Why did the student take a ladder to school?<font color="#0000ff">cos he was getting bullied tht it was short</font>

    38- What are the two strongest days of the week?<font color="#0000ff">Monday for those who have to wake up early after a free weekendTongueand weekend for those ppl jinke wallets khaali hoti hai cos of their wives shoppingLOL</font>
    39- What do you call a bear without an "ear"?<font color="#0000ff">no-ear-bear</font>
    40- Which is faster, heat or cold?<font color="#0000ff">light</font>

    41- How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty? B: 4 or 5<font color="#0000ff">none my stomach is empty now but I'm not eating any apples</font>

    42- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?<font color="#0000ff">cos he was looking for Minnie Mouse who is out of this worldLOL</font>

    43- What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?<font color="#0000ff">Spaniard tht lost car</font>

    44- What's the difference between electricity and lightening?<font color="#0000ff">bijli woh hai jo Pak main aati nahin lightening woh hai jo bina chahe aa sakhti hai</font>

    45- What part of your body disappears when you stand up?<font color="#0000ff">ur fat flap?LOL</font>
    46- What do you call a witch at the beach?<font color="#0000ff">witch at the beach</font>

    47- What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?<font color="#0000ff">teeno ke saath ghoomne nain jaa sakhte toh same hi hai</font>
    48- Why are baseball stadiums so cool?<font color="#0000ff">they are?</font>
    49- What do you call a fish without an eye?<font color="#0000ff">fish with missing eye</font>

    50- What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?<font color="#0000ff">I think ur at teh heart doners place</font>
    51- What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?<font color="#0000ff">selfish lolll</font>

    52- Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?<font color="#0000ff">cos he didnt want to go to school</font>

    53- What's a minimum?<font color="#0000ff">opposite of maximum</font>

    54- Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?<font color="#0000ff">bi means 2 so akele kaam nahin chalta</font>

    55- What's got a head and a tail, but no body?<font color="#0000ff">cut up animal =/</font>

    56- What's got a wave but no sea?<font color="#0000ff">ppl</font>

    57- Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?<font color="#0000ff">u mean ppl sit on him</font>

    58- What makes "oom" and gives milk?<font color="#0000ff">some strange cow loll</font>

    59- Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?<font color="#0000ff">in the dark</font>
    60- What do cows like to read?<font color="#0000ff">mooovie scripts</font>

    61- What is the longest word?<font color="#0000ff">onomatopoeia the one tht came to mindLOL</font>
    62- What is the word that everybody always says wrong?<font color="#0000ff">wrong</font>
    63- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?<font color="#0000ff">short</font>
    64- What's the longest word in the dictionary?<font color="#0000ff">onomatopoeiaaa is the one tht comes to headdd</font>

    65- How many seconds are there in one year?<font color="#0000ff">jitne hote hai</font>
    66- What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?<font color="#0000ff">Tuesday and Thursday</font>
    67- Why did the pony have a sore throat?<font color="#0000ff">cos it had ice cream thand main</font>

    68- What did the undertaker die of?<font color="#0000ff">hes alive taubah spreading rumours</font>

    69- Why can't a nose be twelve inches?<font color="#0000ff">cos then we'll be pinocchio</font>

    70- How do porcupines kiss each other?<font color="#0000ff">oye unka private liufe hai humme kya</font>

    71- What has four wheels and flies?<font color="#0000ff">chitty chitty bang banggg</font>

    72- What has teeth but can't bite?<font color="#0000ff">false teeth</font>

    73- Why did the chicken cross the road?<font color="#0000ff">to get to the other end</font>

    74- Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?<font color="#0000ff">kyon ke maa woh language bolti hai</font>

    75- Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?<font color="#0000ff">cos there's always sand to eat</font>

    76- Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?<font color="#0000ff">to someone who can treat it</font>

    77- What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?<font color="#0000ff">when will I see you</font>

    78- Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?<font color="#0000ff">the one tht could</font>

    79- What a bee says when it gets in the hive?<font color="#0000ff">homeee</font>

    80- How do you catch a squirrel?<font color="#0000ff">u dont</font>

    81- What do you call a deer with no eyes?<font color="#0000ff">no idea (no i-deer)</font>
    82- Where do cows go for entertainment?<font color="#0000ff">to the mooovies</font>

    83- What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?<font color="#0000ff">flying cow</font>

    84- What do you call 'a fly' without wings?<font color="#0000ff">bechara</font>
    85- What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?<font color="#0000ff">I jus did</font>

    86- What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?<font color="#0000ff">I'm brighter than u</font>
    87- What flowers have two lips?<font color="#0000ff">human kind ones</font>
    88- They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?<font color="#0000ff">pagal</font>

    89- Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff?<font color="#0000ff">he thought yayyy meattt</font>
    90- What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?<font color="#0000ff">onecan give gold other cant</font>
    91- Why do cows have bells?<font color="#0000ff">they play musiccc</font>
    92- Why were the little drops of ink crying?<font color="#0000ff">because they were sad</font>

    93- How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?<font color="#0000ff">depends on the size of the person</font>
    94- What's a teacher's favorite nation?<font color="#0000ff">home nation</font>
    95- What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?<font color="#0000ff">the one wid most colours</font>
    96- In what state does it cost the most to live in?<font color="#0000ff">where u spend the most</font>

    97- What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?<font color="#0000ff">no meat</font>
    98- What do you call a dog with no legs?<font color="#0000ff">legless dog</font>

    99- How do you top a car?<font color="#0000ff">put it on top</font>

    100- Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?<font color="#0000ff">maybeee</font>

    101- Why do birds fly south for the winter?<font color="#0000ff">already sed</font>

    102- What is the tallest building in our town?<font color="#0000ff">BT tower I think</font>
    103- What did the fish say when he hit the wall?<font color="#0000ff">ouch!</font>

    104- The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."<font color="#0000ff">toh?</font>
    105- Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?<font color="#0000ff">present</font>
    106- What is orange and sounds like parrot?<font color="#0000ff">orange parrot</font>

    107- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?<font color="#0000ff">yesss on a trampolineee</font>

    108- What do you call a deer with no eyes?<font color="#0000ff">no i-deer</font>
    109- ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".<font color="#0000ff">true</font>

    110- How should you dress on a cold day?<font color="#0000ff">so it keeps u warm</font>

    111- Why do witches fly about on broomsticks?<font color="#0000ff">cos theyre cheaper than cars and u dont need to keep putting petrol in it</font>

    112- Who tells chicken jokes?<font color="#0000ff">hens</font>

    113- What's white when it's dirty, and black when it's clean?<font color="#0000ff">dusty blackboard</font>

    114- What's the capital of "England"?<font color="#0000ff">London</font>

    115- What do we tell the donkey worn its pajamas (pyjamas-Brt)?<font color="#0000ff">sleeep timeee</font>

    116- What's "bacteria"?<font color="#0000ff">a type of organism</font>

    117- What's the biggest part in a car?<font color="#0000ff">the inside of the car</font>

    118- What day do fish hate?<font color="#0000ff">teh day they get caught</font>

    119- Why are roosters the neatest birds?<font color="#0000ff">cos theyre tidy</font>

    120- Which three letters of the alphabet do all the work?<font color="#0000ff">theres 5 AEIOU</font>

    121- What illness do you get in China?<font color="#0000ff">the feeling of being dumbTongue</font>

    122- What do you get if you cross a baby with a U.F.O.?<font color="#0000ff">out of this world baby</font>

    123- When is it bad luck to have a black cat following you?<font color="#0000ff">its not</font>

    124- Why did the egg go into the jungle ?<font color="#0000ff">to hatch in privacy shareed anda tha</font>

    125- Teacher -First came the Ice Age, then - the Stone Age. What came next?<font color="#0000ff">Ice and Stone age together</font>

    126- What's the easiest way to double your money?<font color="#0000ff">photocopy it</font>

    127- Which driver never commits a traffic offence?<font color="#0000ff">good drivers</font>

    128- When does it rain money?<font color="#0000ff">it doesnt here it does thereShocked</font>

    129- What gets dirty by washing?<font color="#0000ff">washing wid dirty water then everything</font>

    130- What would be worse than finding a maggot in an apple you 're eating ?<font color="#0000ff">finding the maggot in me after eating the whole apple</font>

    131- What is the best day for cooking bacon and eggs?<font color="#0000ff">none day</font>

    132- What do Martians eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects!<font color="#0000ff">what they eat</font>

    133- What is round and red and goes up and down?<font color="#0000ff">bouncing ball</font>

    134- What is a sick crocodile called?<font color="#0000ff">bemaar</font>

    135- What can make a cow fly?<font color="#0000ff">aeroplane</font>

    136- 'Did you hear about the man who invented a device for looking through walls?' 'No, what does he call it?'<font color="#0000ff">not heard about it either</font>

    137- What was awarded to the inventor of door knockers?<font color="#0000ff">an award</font>

    138- Teacher -How many seconds in a year?!<font color="#0000ff">jitne hai</font>

    139- What kind of running means walking?<font color="#0000ff">slow running</font>

    140- What nail should you never hit with a, hammer?<font color="#0000ff">really small one</font>

    141- Who wrote Great Eggspectations?<font color="#0000ff">the writer of it</font>

    142- What is it that occurs once in a second, once in a month, once in a century, yet not at all in an hour, or a eek or a year?<font color="#0000ff">the thing</font>

    143- Five automobiles were lined up bumper to bumper. How many bumpers were actually touching each other?<font color="#0000ff">the amount tht were touching</font>

    144-   How many parts of the human body can you name that have only three letters?<font color="#0000ff">ear, eye, gum</font>

    145- How far do you have to count before using the letter A in spelling a number?<font color="#0000ff">thts jus pagalness</font>

    146- Name as many articles as you can think of that start with the letter S that are worn on the feet.<font color="#0000ff">slippersss</font>

    147- What continent do you see when you look in the mirror in the morning?<font color="#0000ff">jus my face lolll</font>

    148- What is found in the very center of both America and Australia?<font color="#0000ff">Earth</font>

    149- What relatives are dependent on you?<font color="#0000ff">none</font>

    150- Why is the letter T like an island?<font color="#0000ff">its not</font>

    151- What part of London is in France?<font color="#0000ff">none</font>

    152- Nine crows sat on a limb of a tree. Farmer Jones shot three of them. How many crows remained?<font color="#0000ff">6</font>

    153- Which is the loudest vowel?<font color="#0000ff">A</font>

    154- What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always will be?<font color="#0000ff">breath</font>

    155- How many birthdays does the average person have?<font color="#0000ff">2</font>

    156- What is a beautiful cat?<font color="#0000ff">Mishka</font>

    157- What is an unusual seat?<font color="#0000ff">the one a hug person cat sit on</font>

    158- What is a comical rabbit?<font color="#0000ff">thumperrr</font>

    159- What is an angry boy?<font color="#0000ff">VERY angry</font>

    160- What is an irritated employer?<font color="#0000ff">sacked</font>

    161- What is a bashful insect?<font color="#0000ff">bashful from snow white</font>

    162- What is a large hog?<font color="#0000ff">jo hai</font>

    163- What is an uncontrollable boy or girl?<font color="#0000ff">control ke bahir</font>

    164- What is a joyful father?<font color="#0000ff">happyyy</font>

    165- What is a noisy group of people?<font color="#0000ff">loud</font>

    166- The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?<font color="#0000ff">things</font>

    167- What can you cut with a knife and never see a mark?<font color="#0000ff">cake</font>

    168- What asks no questions but receives a lot of answers<font color="#0000ff">Queen</font>

    169- What grows bigger the more you take from it?<font color="#0000ff">ego</font>

    170- I saw a nutcracker up in a tree. What was it?<font color="#0000ff">ur blind</font>

    171- What goes up but never comes down?<font color="#0000ff">helium balloon</font>

    172- If you feed it, it will live. If you give it water, it will die. What is it?<font color="#0000ff">pyaasa... will die wid khushi</font>

    173- What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?<font color="#0000ff">time for fence to break</font>

    174- Something that shines in the sky at night changes to rodents that gnaw and bite.<font color="#0000ff">firefly</font>

    175- A fruit that's green and often sour ecomes a distance you walk in an hour.<font color="#0000ff">acha</font>

    176- Something that frogs do very well an be the sound of a ringing bell.<font color="#0000ff">jump</font>

    177- An animal that eats a paper or can ecomes the cloak of a Roman man.<font color="#0000ff">doesnt need food</font>

    178- What helps you keep your teeth together?<font color="#0000ff">gums</font>

    179- How do you make a lemon drop?<font color="#0000ff">just buy it</font>

    180- What is all over the house?<font color="#0000ff">roof</font>

    181- What is a UFB?<font color="#0000ff">jo hai</font>

    182- Why did the teenager put his clock in the oven?<font color="#0000ff">he wanted to heat up the time</font>

    183- When can a man be six feet tall and be short at the same time?<font color="#0000ff">if hes tall but hes character isnt good</font>

    184- What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug?<font color="#0000ff">it goes off</font>

    185- Why did the teenager put sugar under her pillow?<font color="#0000ff">she wanted sweet dreams</font>

    186- What is the first thing that a gardener puts in the garden?<font color="#0000ff">his tools</font>

    187- What is the perfect cure for dandruff?<font color="#0000ff">shake ur head and put it all on ur enemyLOL</font>

    188- What do you call a person who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?<font color="#0000ff">missing fingers</font>

    189- What's the best thing to take when you're run over by a car?<font color="#0000ff">someone over u</font>

    190- How many months have twenty-eight days?<font color="#0000ff">1... woh bhi sometimes</font>

    191- Name five things that contain milk.<font color="#0000ff">cheese, yoghurt, ice cream, cream and tea</font>

    192- By inserting the same letter 16 times in appropriate places, this jumble of letters will be transformed into a sentence of some sense:<font color="#0000ff">E<font color="#cc3399">V</font>E</font><font color="#ff0066">RY</font><font color="#0000ff">EVENING</font>RNST ARND IGHTN CNTS XCDINGLY ASILY.

    193- A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?<font color="#0000ff">He escaped? ahhh thts good toh phir humme kya pehle kya hua</font>

    194- A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened?<font color="#0000ff">he didnt get shot</font>

    195-   How can you throw a tennis ball with all your strength and, without it hitting a wall or other obstruction, have it stop and come right back to you?<font color="#0000ff">have it attached to a string</font>

    196-   How close a relative would the sister-in-law of your father's only brother be?<font color="#0000ff">quite close</font>

    197- It takes 4 1/2 hours for a jet plane to fly between the east and west coasts of the United States. One plane leaves Los Angeles for New York at 4:40 o'clock, while another plane leaves New York for Los Angeles at 6 o'clock. Which plane will be closer to New York when they pass each other?<font color="#0000ff">the one tht is</font>

    198- A rope ladder is hanging over the side of a ship. The ladder is twelve feet long, and the rungs on the ladder are one foot apart. The lowest rung is resting on the top of the ocean. The tide rises four inches an hour. How long would it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are under water?<font color="#0000ff">jitna time lagta hai</font>

    199- There are ten black stockings and ten white stockings in a drawer. If you reach into the drawer in the dark, what is the least number of stockings you must take out before you are sure you have a pair that matches?<font color="#0000ff">just keep trying</font>

    200- How many bricks does it take to finish a house?<font color="#0000ff">depends on the size of the house</font>

    201- What has a fork and mouth, but cannot eat?<font color="#0000ff">something not hungry</font>

    202- What can be measured, but has no length, width, or thickness?<font color="#0000ff">water</font>

    203- What comes down, but never goes up?<font color="#0000ff">weights</font>

    204- What goes up and down but doesn't move?<font color="#0000ff">ball in ur hand</font>

    205- Why did the boy put his radio in the refrigerator?<font color="#0000ff">he wanted coldplay</font>

    206- What has four wheels and flies?<font color="#0000ff">chitty chitty bang bang</font>

    207- How many feet are there in a yard?<font color="#0000ff">jitne hai</font>

    208- What can you serve, but never eat?<font color="#0000ff">waiter</font>

    209- If six children and two dogs were under just one umbrella, how come none of them got wet?<font color="#0000ff">umbrella was huge</font>

    209- It wasn't raining. What's the best way to win a race?<font color="#0000ff">just run the fastest</font>

    210- What has no beginning and no end?<font color="#0000ff">nothing</font>

    211- Why do lions eat raw meat?<font color="#0000ff">they find it yum</font>

    212- Which football player wears the biggest helmet?<font color="#0000ff">none</font>

    213- Why does a firefighter wear red suspenders?<font color="#0000ff">tthey it makes them look good</font>

    214- Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink?<font color="#0000ff">its jus a society thing</font>

    215- What kind of bushes do rabbits in California sit under when it rains?<font color="#0000ff">green bushes</font>

    216- If a rooster laid an egg on top of a pointed-roof henhouse, which side would the egg roll off?<font color="#0000ff">it will jus stay there its a lazy egg</font>

    217- There was a big alligator walking down the street with a little alligator. The little alligator was the big alligator's son, but the big alligator wasn't the little alligator's father. Who was the big alligator?<font color="#0000ff">jo tha</font>

    218- If an electric train travels ninety miles an hour in a westerly direction, and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction will the smoke blow?<font color="#0000ff">where it blows</font>

    219- Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each fisherman caught a fish, yet only three fish were caught. How is this possible?<font color="#0000ff">ek ne machi khaa li</font>

    220- At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?<font color="#0000ff">breathing</font>

    221- If you dropped a tomato on your toe, would it hurt much?<font color="#0000ff">nah</font>

    222- How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot wide?<font color="#0000ff">1 foot squared</font>

    223- Two teachers teach at the same school. One is the father of the other's son. What relation are they to each other?<font color="#0000ff">jo relation hai</font>

    225- What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?<font color="#0000ff">the thing tht isin ur left hand</font>

    226- Can a man living in New York be buried in California?<font color="#0000ff">y not its a free world</font>

    227- A cowboy had twelve cows. All but nine died. How many cows did he have left?<font color="#0000ff">9</font>

    228- Two men were playing checkers. They played five games. Each man won the same number of games. How is this possible?<font color="#0000ff">if it is then it is</font>

    229- How many books can you put into an empty school bag?<font color="#0000ff">depends on size of bag</font>

    230- A donkey was tied to a rope six feet long. A bale of hay was eighteen feet away, and the donkey wanted to eat the hay. How could he do it?<font color="#0000ff">I'll move the hay close to him khaa le ga bechara</font>

    231- If there were six crows sitting on a bench and a hunter shot one of them, how many would be left?<font color="#0000ff">5</font>

    232- If you count twenty horses on your right going into town, and twenty horses on your left coming home, how many horses have you counted in all?<font color="#0000ff">jitne u counted</font>

    233- If it takes three minutes to boil an egg, how long will it take to boil three eggs?<font color="#0000ff">ek hi dafa karna toh 3 minutes</font>

    234- Seven is an odd number. How do you make seven even?<font color="#0000ff">x2</font>

    235- A man who worked in a butcher shop was six feet tall and wore size eleven shoes. What did he weigh?<font color="#0000ff">scale laati hoon</font>

    236- What is the best exercise for losing weight?<font color="#0000ff">swimming then rowing</font>

    237- What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years?<font color="#0000ff">the letter M</font>

    237- The letter in.<font color="#0000ff">toh</font>

    238- Which is better: "The house burned down" or "The house burned up"?<font color="#0000ff">up</font>

    239- What can be right, but never wrong?<font color="#0000ff">whts is definitely right</font>

    240- What is it that a man can use for shaving, polishing his shoes, and sleeping in?<font color="#0000ff">clothes</font>

    241- In the middle of the night, while Mr. Jones was asleep in his hotel room, the telephone beside his bed rang. Mr. Jones woke up, picked up the phone, and said "Hello." Then he put the phone down and went back to sleep. Can you guess who had telephoned him?<font color="#0000ff">wrong number</font>

    242- A man ran down the street, walked into a bar, and asked for a glass of water. The bartender gave him the water and pointed a gun at him. The man said "Thank you" and walked out of the bar. Why did he do that?<font color="#0000ff">he didnt get shot</font>

    243- A man phoned his daughter to ask her to buy a few things he needed for a trip. He told her she would find enough dollar bills for the purchases in an envelope on his desk. She found the envelope with "98" written on it. In a shop she bought $90 worth of things, but when it was time to pay, she ' didn't have $8 left over, as she thought she would. In fact, she didn't have enough money to pay for all the purchases. By how much was she short, and why?<font color="#0000ff">she was short toh humme kya acha kaam karo de dho usse paise xP</font>

    244- A farmer must transport his dog, a duck, and a bag of corn across a river. The boat he has to use is very small'so small that he can take only one of the three in the boat with him at a time. If he leaves the dog alone with the duck, the dog will kill and eat the duck. If he leaves the duck alone with the corn, the duck will eat up the corn.

    What is the least number of trips the farmer must make to transport all three across the river safely?<font color="#0000ff">bechara choro main aur boats dhe deti hoon</font>

    245- One day a cat fell down a well. The well was eighteen feet deep. When the cat tried to climb out, it found that the sides of the well were very damp and slippery. However, with patient determination it finally managed to climb out.

    It took the cat one minute of climbing to gain three feet. However, after climbing for a minute, the cat had to rest for a minute before it could go on. During each minute of rest, the cat slid back two feet.

    How long did it take for the cat to get out of the well?<font color="#0000ff">woh choro yeh batao wht was teh cat doing on the well</font>

    246- A traveler had the misfortune of being caught by an enemy tribe and condemned to death. The only question that remained was how he was to be done away with.

    According to tribal custom, the chief of the tribe was to make this decision on the following basis: The victim was told to make an affirmative statement. If the chief considered the statement true, the victim would be shot with a poisoned arrow. If the statement was judged to be false, the victim would be tied to a stake and die by fire. In any case, his death was apparently inescapable'or so it seemed to everyone except the traveler.

    He made a short statement which so perplexed the chief that it was found impossible to carry out the execution.

    What were the words that the clever traveler must have uttered?<font color="#0000ff">chief se poocho</font>

    247- Tom came to a bridge marked "Total weight 100 kilos." Now, Tom weighed 95 kilos, but he had three pineapples, each weighing 2 kilos. He couldn't throw them across the river, because the pineapples would be smashed to pieces. How did Tom cross the bridge?<font color="#0000ff">khaa le</font>

    248- Two girls appeared at the registrar's office of a college. The receptionist handed each of them a questionnaire to fill out. Each girl wrote the following facts on the questionnaire.

    Each had the last name Smith. Each was born on February 29, 1960. Each was born at 376 East 53rd Street, New York City. Each had a father named John Smith and a mother named Gertrude Smith.

    When the girls had completed the questionnaires they handed them to the registrar. The registrar read them and asked, "Are you two girls' sisters?"

    They replied, "Yes, we are." Looking up from his papers, the registrar saw the two girls and noticed that they looked exactly alike. He said, "You're twins, aren't you?"

    They both promptly answered, "No."

    Assuming that all the answers they gave were true, and that they had the same mother and father, how do you account for the fact that they were not twins?<font color="#0000ff">genes check karo dono ke</font>

    249- Albert Amblefoot walked outside in a heavy rainstorm for half an hour without getting a single hair of his head wet. He didn't wear a hat, carry an umbrella, or hold anything over his head. His clothes got soaking wet. How could this happen?<font color="#0000ff">he was wearing wet clothes neway</font>

    250- As you are traveling in the kingdom of Jerafa, you come upon a boy and a girl who are dressed exactly alike.

    "I'm a boy," says the one with red hair.

    "I'm a girl," says the one with black hair.

    If at least one of them is not telling the truth, which is which?

    251- A man lived at the southern tip of a small forest which was exactly circular in shape. His house was at the very edge of the forest. One fine day in the spring he decided to take a walk around the forest. He set out from his house, heading in a westerly direction, that is going in a clockwise direction, all around the forest and returning to his house, He found that it took him eighty minutes to do this, walking at a steady rate and making no stops along the way.

    Another day a few months later, he again took a walk around the forest, but this time he went in a counterclockwise direction. Walking at the same rate as before and making no stops, he found that the trip took him one hour and twenty minutes. Can you explain why?

    252- Ruling over the kingdom of Komosay was a very powerful king who had a beautiful daughter named Yamah. When Yamah fell in love with a poor peasant boy, the king was shocked and distressed. To show how fair he was, however, he promised to give the boy a 50-50 chance to marry his daughter by letting him choose one of two slips of paper. On one piece of paper would be written the word MARRIAGE; on the other, the word DEATH.

    Because of his great love for Yamah, the boy agreed to take this risk.

    As he came near to the castle on the fateful day, he happened to overhear a conversation between the king and one of his attendants:

    "Your Majesty," said the attendant, "how can you do this thing, and let that unworthy boy have a chance of marrying your daughter?"

    The deceitful king laughed and said, "The way I will do it, he will have no chance. I will write the word DEATH on both pieces of paper. But of course, he will not know that; he will think he has chosen the wrong piece of paper."

    When the boy heard that he was stunned and didn't know what to do. But then he thought of a clever solution to the problem. When the time came to choose, he put his plan into action. The next day he and the princess were married.

    What was his solution?</font><font color="#0000ff">jo thaTongue</font>


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oye u also copy the question na  ROFL
 
sooo questions can be same for someone but all answers cant be same for two different ppl

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