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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 10:31am | IP Logged
     ISS SCRIPT KO KYA NAAM DUN...
 
Guru:-"kya hua bhaiya...abhi bhi pareshan ho...Ridhima ke track ko le karr...??? Sudhir jee ne kaha na ke Monday ki episode dekh karr log khush ho jayenge...phir aap pareshan kyoun ho rahe ho...

Mohan:-"tune wo sayari suni hai...'dur se dekha toh ANDE ubal rahe the...paas jaa ke dekha toh GANJE uchal rahe the...'...bass sudhir jee bhi wohi karr rahe hain...!!! tujhe lagta hai lagatar teen episode se jo unhone iss show ka SATYANAASH kiya hai...usske baad Monday ki episode me aisa kuch hoga...jiss se audience khush ho jayenge...huh...baat karrta hai...??? meri shadi karrwa di...uss Rondeema ke sath...wo toh achha hua...main time par bhaag aaya...warna...uss Rondima ke papa ek aur farmaish karr dete ke...'beta mere CHAUTHE se pahle mujhe ek pota de do...main apni maala chadhi photo me dekh kar sidha swarg chala jaunga... '...aur uss ke baad wo Rondimaa meri izzat lutne me ek pal ki der nahi karrti...!!! achha khasa track chal raha tha mera aur Megha ka...bich me iss BHUTNI ko ghusa diya...

Guru:-"bhaiya...aap bekar me darr rahe ho...sudhir jee ne kaha na ke aap abhi bhi dil se bachelor ho...

Mohan:-"abey yeh dil se bachelor hona kya hota hai...huh...!!! wo Prateek ki dil se hi bachelor feel karr raha tha...tabhi megha ko dekh kar uss ki jawani uchal rahi thi...aisa ghumaya na usey... thandi ho gayi uss ki bachelority...huh...

 

Guru:-"bhaiya...ab toh mujhe sach me darr laggne laga hai...!!! lekin aap ke hathon me yeh papers kaise...??? yeh toh NBTNMKK ke aage ke script hain bhaiya...jarur kuch na kuch achha hoga...

Mohan:- "GHANTA achha hai...!!! Ek week ke starting episode me Megha aur Rondeema ka dance Compitition hoga...jis k ghungroo pahle tutega...wohi harega...aur jeetne wale ko milega MOHAN BHATNAGAR...!!! sare episode me Megha aur Rondeema apne liye strong Ghughroo kharidne me lagg jayegi...!!! aur mujhe thama diya jayega...DEVDAS se udhar me li hui battli(BOTTLE)...!!! phir Megha aur Rondeema dance karenge...KAMINEY ka song...'Dhan Te Na' par...!!! phir achanak kisi ki ghughroo tutegi...camera uss ki leg par hi hoga...aur bikhre hue ghughroo par...!!! audience pareshan...ki kisne jeeta Mohan bhatnagar ko...main bhi pareshan kis ke hatho mujhe apni izzat lutani hai...!!! meri Megha...ya CV'S ki Rondeema...

Guru:-"phir kya hoga bhaiya...???"

 

Mohan:-"kuch nahi...kyoun ke wo Friday ka episode hoga...aur phir do din tak ulte-sulte Promo dikha kar sab ke dimag ki Maa-behen karenge...!!! phir Monday ko pata chalega ke...wo ghghroo toh Rondeema ke hain...!!! Main bhi khush ho jayuga ki...ab mere izzat par sirf aur sirf meri Megha hi loot sakti hai...!!! par Rondeema mann ne wali ladkiyo jaisi thode hi hogi...!!! wo aayegi... mere hatho se daru ki bottle le kar do ghoont pee kar Megha ko challege karegi ki...wo apne PATI ko hasil karr ke rahegi...!!! aur Megha bhi daaru ki bottle uss ke hath se lete hue...do ghoont pee kar...meri coller pakad karr uss Rondeema ko dikhate hue bolegi... 'Kalmuhi...dekh...yeh ITEM sirf mera hai...apni khairiyat chahti hai toh kisi aur dukan me apne liye koi achhi brand ki 'CHAI ki PATTI' kharid le...

Guru:-"waah bhaiya...superhit episode hoga...wo toh...TRP toh yun aage badhegi ki...sare record break karr degi...!!! phir aage kya hoga...???

Mohan:-"phir ek din wo Kalmuhi phir se tapkegi...ulti karrti hui... aur apne pet par hath rakh ke kahegi ke ...'Mohan...main tumhare bachhe ki maa bann ne wali hoon...'

 

Guru:-"kya bhaiya...aapne itna bada KAAND karr diya...aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi...

 

Mohan:-"abey chup...mujhe khud pata nahi ke...kab...kyoun aur kaise hua yeh haadsa...tujhe kya khak bataunga...

Guru:-"phir toh bhaiya...Megha didi ka dil hi tut jayega...yeh dekh karr...

Mohan:-"abey nahi...CV's ne ek SAYANA tarika bataya hai Megha ko...wo uss tarike ko hamesha ishtemal karrti hai...jaise hi kuch BHAYANKAR ya important baat sunayi deti hai...toh wo pahle se hi apne hath apne kaan par rakh deti hai...

 

Guru:-"lekin bhaiya...Megha didi ke hote hue aap ke'Chunnu-Munnu' ki Maa koi aur kaise ho sakti hai...

 

Mohan:-"abey break maar...tabhi toh tujhe doubt hoga...aur tu jiji aur Nanhi ke sath jayega...jasoosi karrne..!!! phir tumhe sachhai ka pata chalega...aur tum teeno hairan ho kar ek dushre ki taraf dekhoge... camera tum teeno ke face par...aur episode khatam...!!! friday ka episode hoga na...phir do din tak Promo aayega...ke 'Rondeema k bachhe ka papa koun...sms kijiye...A- Mohan...B- Manav... C-Confused...

Guru:-"lekin pakki baat bhaiya...mujhe pata hai aap yeh PAAP karr hi nahi sakte...

Mohan:-"abey haan na...Monday ke episode me pata chalega ke Rondeema koi maa-faa nahi bannnewali...usey toh acidity aur Gastric hua tha...issiliye wo ulti karr rahi thi...aur main Ganga ki tarah pavitra hoon...

(Megha's entry)

Megha:-"Mohan...aisa tum kaise karr sakte ho...Mere liye jo sindur aur itne achhe disign ka mangalsutra kharida tha...usey kisi aur ko fakat me de aaye...??? main yahan teen teen bachhon ko sambhalne baithi hui thi...aur tum kisi aur ke sath duet gaa karr aa gaye...

Mohan:-"Megha...yakeen karo...mujhe toh pata hi nahi chala ke yeh kaise ho gaya...!!! tumhe yaad hai na...main full-tight ho kar tumhare ghar se nikla tha...phir Sudhir jee ne mere sath kya kiya...yeh mujhe pata hi nahi chala...wo toh jab mujhe hosh aaya aur maine baki ke episode dekhe toh pata chala ke Sudhir jee ne mera faida uthaya hai...aur mujhe kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi choda...

Megha:- "nahi Mohan...mere hote hue...tumhare sath kuch bura nahi hoga...!!! main dekh loongi uss kalmuhi ko...aane do usey...agar usski choti khinch karr chappal se dhulayi nahi ki toh main bhi 'would be mrs Bhatnagar'...nahi...!!! aur vaise bhi...chappal phenk karr maarne me hum Vyas family se koi mukabila nahi karr sakta...

Mohan:-"aur Megha...yeh Mohan Bhatnagar koi...'Lemon soda' nahi jo...koi bhi aira gaira aa kar usey choosh le...!!! iss Mohan par sirf Megha ka haq hai...yeh Mohan sirf Megha ka hai...HAMESHA...



Edited by Sweet-Lioness - 16 July 2012 at 12:52am

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 10:44am | IP Logged
Thanx Priya...

Mast hai re...  mohan ki izzat sach main sirf Megha hi loot sakti hai... would be Mrs Bhatnagar jo hai...LOL LOL LOL

awesome yaar .. sahi hai... mazaa aa gaya..
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Edited by -Deb- - 15 July 2012 at 10:52am

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 10:51am | IP Logged
SweetLioness- Superb work yaar!! ROFL!! :D I enjoyed it!! Keep up the good work!! :) P.S. This post is too Long!! :D

Edited by Udhay - 15 July 2012 at 11:06am

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 11:04am | IP Logged
My dear simply superbbb. Cant stop laughing. Mujhe bhi mohan ki izad ke bhare mein sochkar dar lag rahi hai. Poor monu ab kya kya sahna padega. Hmm MR ke bacha.. OMG.. I hope dhappu jappu is not listening. Varna yeh bhi karege..ayyo..

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 11:08am | IP Logged
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Rodima ke Papa kaun-A.MamavB..Mohan C.ConfusedROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Script Name-Bheja FryTongue

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 11:12am | IP Logged
Hilarious post! Monu-meenu hairan pareshan because of the latest twist by the CVsLOL

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 11:15am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
OMG .. I'm can't stop myselfLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
 
You are great.. made my day... I have no mood to enjoy today.. but post made me light
 
Thanks


Edited by chennai28 - 15 July 2012 at 11:15am

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Posted: 15 July 2012 at 11:18am | IP Logged
ROFL
Awesome post,, by u Priya..ROFLROFL
Loved it very much.. ROFL

Do make more of such hillarious posts..!Cool ROFL


Edited by -Swetha- - 15 July 2012 at 11:17am

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