Jaane Kahaan Se Aayi Hai
Report by Haseena R of Junoon Daily
So yesterday morning I got a memo from the editor of my magazine saying ki 'RK has called a press conference, book your seat asap!' Had to fight a lot, half of the women there were fangirls masquerading as reporters, complete with cameras and fake mikes. My idol Ramaani was also there.
So RK was there dressed in white shirt and blue jeans and looking fab as usual. I just love his simple, no-frills style! He clarified that everything that happened related to the car accident report filed by Trishna Malik was just a publicity stunt. Whew, my neices are not worshipping a drunk driver, that's a relief. In order to make it clear, he pulled up his shirt to show us his abs, and they're STUNNING. A lucky girl even got a chance to touch them. mera jism jism mera badan badan, main kholoon sab ke button button-for the unintiated, it's RK's item number from his film Dilawar 786.
He then took all the reporters to his latest movie set(The set of QAYNAAT!! Can you believe it? The publicity stills aren't even out yet. I've of course, managed to click a few snaps for our readers, to be published after approval) where Kashmir had been recreated. He began playing a beautiful melody on the piano while simultaneously narrating the film's story(Multi-tasking. I like)
And out of nowhere she appeared. Like some kind of phantom, dressed in a simple pink salwar kameez, in stark contrast to the hot red bikini RK's last heroine gyrated in. Her eyes were so hauntingly innocent, that it was difficult to process the fact that she had basically broken into a film set. Everybody went into a frenzy. Was she the heroine of Qaynaat? The producers of the film have managed to keep her under wrap so far, keeping with the new tradition of hiding the heroine in Bollywood. I guess our RK wanted to specially unveil her to us in advance, so sweet (No naughty people! You'll HAVE to go to the theatre to see this one)
RK walked towards her, in some kind of a trance, and I nearly swooned on seeing the look in his eyes(Nearly. I am a respectable journalist after all.) I was like, 'Oh my god, they are actually acting out a scene for us.' But the heroine did the oddest thing ever. She told him that he was guilty and she would send him to jail! (That's what our favourite Sona The Tigress did to RK in Dilawar. Why are scripwriters so unoriginal?)
RK then told her she could have a starring role in 'Ek Gunhegaar, Ek Gawah' (Is that the sequel to Dilawar? Watch this space for more) The girl then walked away, presumably unhappy because nobody asked her who she was. Typical of today's debutant heroines, so desperate for publicity. Even RK said so to her before she stalked off.
So who is this girl? Is she Czechoslovakian like our Heer? Her features are very delicate. Or is she Action Kameena's daughter Sanam, who is rumoured to be making her debut in Qaynaat? A little birdie tells me she is the sister of the girl who filed the complaint. Now that's interesting!For more gossip, subscribe to Junoon Daily, your favourite Bollywood magazine!