Originally posted by: boyznaka
*in Aamir Khan's voice* This bomb is necessary SJji. Dil pe lagega/bomb pathega tabhi kuch baat banegi.
Sniff Sniff.
AudienceMotherOfVictim1 - Hum nahi jaanthay the, ki hamar bachcho ke saath aisa hotha hai
AK - Yaani aapko bilkul nahi patha tha?
AMOV - Nahi, I thought he goes to forum to meet girls. I didnt know he was causing explosions there. and attracting aunties instead.
AK - Tsk Tsk Tsk, VictimJi why didnt you tell AMOV about it?
Victim - I wasn't sure what was happening. it hurt a lot but i thought i was sarcasm, so i let it pass.
AK - Dekhiya, aisa hi hoth hai. Jab Forum meim bomb phodthay hain tho kuch kuch logon ko piles ki bimari hothi hai yaani gurday ki bimari
The audience claps and then A-No-Name Band coems on stage and A-No-Name singer singes a No-Name song whose lyrics are in some godforsaken No-Mans-Land-Language
The Nation has an awakening. Sarcasm passed as legitimate humor in parliament.
Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev den exchange their wardrobe because Baba Ramdev got tired of donning sarees for his escapism.
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