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Posted: 15 June 2012 at 11:20pm | IP Logged

Hey guys...I am back with another OS, it's based on my dream more like a nightmare...LOL...its a little crazy hope you guys like it...

BRIJRAAJ PREGANT + M, UV AND VJ BHAI DETECTIVES

One bright sunny morning in rajmahal, Briraj and komal were sleeping in their room...it was 9 in the morning when komal wakes up freaks out when she looks at brijraaj...

Komal: (wakes up)...aahhh...(Stretches)...oh god 9 baj gaye aur yeh Brijraaj abhi tak so raha hai (she turns to the other side of the bed to wake up brijraaj)...AAA...YEH KYA HAI...(she freaks out when she looks at brijraaj)...

Brijraaj: (was still sleeping and wakes up because of komal screaming)...AAA...kya hua komal...aap chikhi kyun...(looking confused and scared)...

Komal: (was still staring at Brijraaj's tummy and while pointing it says)...YEH ITNA BARA KAISEY HUA...???

Brijraaj: haan..???...kya bara kaisey hua...???

Komal: (still staring at Brijraaj's tummy)...ISS KE ANDAR KYA CHEEZ HAI...???

Brijraaj: kis main kya hai...(looking super dooper confused)...

Komal: abey KHOTEY...TUMHARA PAIT MAIN KYA HAI...YEH INTA BARA KAISEY HUA...(she gets really mad)

Brijraaj: (smiles at komal)...hamara pait toh pehley hi se bara hai yeh dekhiye...(he looks down and gets really worried after taking a look at his own tummy)...HAILLLAAA...YEH ITNA BARA KAISEY HUA...???

Komal: TUM PREGNANT..???...NAHIII...YEH SUNNE SE PEHLE TUM MAR KYUN NAHII GAYE...(she screams so loud that everyone wakes up)

Brijraaj: KYA...arey komal hosakta hai hamara pait kharaab ho ya loosies ho...aap DHEERAJ RAKHIYE...

Komal: Dheeraj ke bachey maa sahib ki copy karta hai...GHATIYA AURAT...aur agar pait kharaab hai toh tumhara pait BALLOON ki tarah phula hua kyun hai...dhakkan samajh ke rakha hai mujhey...KHOTEY..

Every wakes up because of komal screaming, they all gather in Komal and Brijraaj's room to figure out what was happening, Uday and his family was also came to Rajmahal that morning since they were invited for breakfast and so they also gather in Komal and Brijraaj's room to find out what was happening...

Manyata along with everyone goes into the room and says...

Manyata: Kya problem hai yaar subha subha tang kar ke rakha hai...

Jay: oh GOSHHH...don't tell me dad ne phir se sleep main mom ko kick kiya...aur mom ne dad ko...

Manyata (to Jay): tu chup baithey gi thori der maain baat kar rahi hoon na...(she goes towards the bed to talk and freaks out)

Manyata: (walks towards the bed)...Baba yeh...(looks at his stomach)...HOLY COW...YEH ITNA BARA KAISEY HOGAYA...(Brijraaj was still staring at his tummy, looking confused and touching his tummy)...

Komal: dekha beta hum bhi toh yahi keh rahey hain...ISS MOTE KA PAIT ITNA BALLOON KAISEY BAN GAYA...Brijraaj pregnant hai...hamein pura yaqeen hai...pata nahi kis ke saath munh kaala kiya hai iss KHOTEY ne...

Uday (to Manyata): (slowly whispers in her ears looking amazed)...Manyata yaar inta bara balloon toh hum ne apni life mein kabhi nahi dekha...

Manyata: haina...main ne bhi nahi...(looking amazed too)

Mainka (to Komal): come on bhabhi saa dada pregnant kaisey ho saktey hain...i am sure kuch aur baat hai...aap aisey hi panic ho rahi hain...

Vijay: Nahi mom...ho sakta hai Brij mama sach main mommy banne waaley ho...mom tummy ka size toh dekho...HOT AIR BALLOON lag raha hai...

Brijraaj: arey bhai hum keh rahe the...(Komal rudely cuts him off and says)

Komal (to Brijraaj): CHUP...AIK DUM CHUP...AB AGAR AIK AUR WORD NIKALA TOH...(she gives him a look and puts finger on his lips)...hum ne decide kar liya hai...Doctor saahab abhi iss Brijraaj ka check up karien gey...

 

2 hours later, Brijraaj's check up was done and now doctor uncle was to tell everyone about Brijraaj's disease...

Komal: doctor daashib kya hai iss balloon ke andar...???

Manyata: doctor uncle batayiye na kya hua hai baba ko...

Doctor Uncle was staring at the floor looking very disappointed...

Uday (to Doctor saahib): Doctor uncle jaldi batayiye...kya hua hai uncle brij ko...unka tummy over night hot air balloon kaisey ban gaya...???

Doctor uncle (to all): ab hum kya batayen...hamein to badi sharam aarahi hai...mahraaj ko...umm..mahraaj  maa banney waaley hain...

Komal: DEKHA DEKHA DEKHA...PATA THA HAMEIN...YEH KAMINI AURAT APNA MUNH KALA KAR KE AAYI HAI...CHIII...(referring to Brijraaj)...

Vijay bhai: OMGGG really...means hamara aik aur bhai aaney waala hai...yuhooo...party time...

Mainka (to Vijay bhai): chup karo vijay...do minute chup nahi baith sakte...kab barey ho gey...

Manyata: KYA...(she loses her balance and uday catches her)...

Uday (to Manyata): OMGGG princess kahin tum bhi uncle Brij ke jaisey mummy toh nahin banney wali...???

Manyata: oye chup oye...pehley baba mummy banein gey phir main...lagta hai tum mujhey mummy bana ke hi chodho gey...veday...

Uday: (in her ears)...HAAN NAHI TOH...(winks at her)

Vijay bhai (to M and UV)...hogaya tum dono ka...???

Jay (to Doctor uncle): par Doctor uncle how is it possible i mean over night dad 8 months pregnant kaisey ho gaye...???

Doctor uncle: woh kya hai na beta...aisa tab hota hai jab do desperate jaanwars all night long ding dong karte hain...aur phir ding dong karney ke pure 24 hours ke baad woh animal mummy ban jaata hai...yahi hua hai aapke dad ke saath...

Manyata (to Doctor uncle): par baba toh jaanwar nahi hai...woh toh human hai right...

Komal: insaan nahi ghada hai yeh...JAANWAR HAI YEH BRIJRAAJ...junglee jaanwar I TELL YOU...

Doctor uncle: aur haan aik baat toh main batana phool hi gaya ke mahraaj ke pait main BHAALOO (Bear) hai...matlab mahraaj ka baby bear hai insaan nahi...

Jay: WHAT THE F***

Vijay bhai: OMGGG REAALLYYY???

Komal: haan toh theek hai na GRIZZLI BEAR KA BACHA BHALOOO HI HOGA NA...

Throughout this whole conversation, and Brijraaj Pregnant fiasco, Giriraaj was standing really quietly he didn't even say a work...Komal's eyes were constantly at him and she was looking at him very suspiciously which was making uncle Giri very uncomfortable...

Jay (to Brijraaj): chiii dad...DISGUSTING...kar diya na munh kaala...ab hamarey friends hamara kitna mazaar uraaye gey...kon hai woh jis ne yeh sab kiya choroongi nahi ussey...

Mainka (to Brijraaj): kon hai iss bhaloo ki mummy???...jawaab dijiye dada...(Brijraaj was still playing with his pregnant tummy looking absolutely retarded)

Vijay bhai (to Mainka): no mom...mummy nahi daddy...kon hai iss bhaloo ka daddy...brij mama toh already mummy ban chuke hain...hamein toh bas daddy ko dhoondna hai...

Mainka: OH GOD...kya farak padhta hai...acha theek hai...Kon hai iss bhaloo ka daddy...ab khush...???

Komal: (in full filmy style) HAMEIN PATA HAI KON HE BRIJRAAJ KE HONE WAALE BHALOO KA DADDY...

Manyata: Maa aapko pata tha aur aap ne mujhey bhi nahi bataya...how mean...main aap se katti..

Uday (to Manyata): Arey yaar katti baad main hona par pehle sun toh lo kon hai culprit...

Jay (to Komal): boliye mom...kon hai woh...i'll stab him...

Komal: (points at Giriraaj who was hiding behind one of the servants)...YEH HAI WOH TUCKLOO JAANWAR JIS KI GODH MAIN BRIJRAAJ PHUDAK KAR AAYA HAI, YAHI HAI BHALOO KA DADDYY...

At this Manyata chokes on air, Vijay bhai loses balance and Jay catches him, Mainka starts coughing like crazy, Uday's mouth was hanging down in disbelief and Brijraaj was still paying with his pregnant tummy.

Giriraaj was looking pale and scared to death...she could not believe what komal has said...

Giriraaj: K..kk...k..kyaaa...komal yeh a...a..aap k..kkya keh rahi hain...bhaloo ke daddy hum kaisey hosaktey hai...KISSI AUR KI TOPI KISSI AUR KE SAR ...YEH THEEK BAAT NAHI HAI...yeh galat baat hai...hum be kasoor hain..

Manyata: HOOO...Uday yeh kya...(crying)...isska matlab mujhey tumhe rakhi bandhni pahey gi...NAHIII...aisa nahi hosakta...NA JUDA HONGEY HUM KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM...

Uday (to Manyat): arey yaar tum chup baitho gi...hum khud confused hain...yeh ho kya raha hai...

Vijay bhai (to Giriraaj): hahahahahah...BOHAT YARAANA LAGTA HAI...hahahahah...

Jay (to herself): omggg...matlab inn dono ki shaadi cancel...DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA RE REH HEH...

Komal: KHAMOSHHH...(to Griraaj)...chiii itni buri choice, briraaj ke saath...aur koi nahi mila tha...DISGUSTING...

Uday (to Giriraaj): NAHIII DAD AAP HAMEIN AISEY DITCH NAHI KAR SAKTEY...DOST DOST TOH RAHA, BAAP BAAP NA RAHA...

Giriraj: arey Uday beta yeh aap kya keh rahey hai...bhala hum aur iss brijraaj jaisey dhakkan ke saath...aap hamari baat toh suniye...

Uday: bas sun liya na...sun liya...MERA DIL JIS DAD PE FIDA HAI WOH BEWAFA HAI...EK BEWAFA HAI...tu nu nu tu nu nu...

Manyata (to Uday): oh hello...hogaya tumhara tu nu nu tu nu nu...???...pata hai na innocent until proven guilty...

Komal: waisey toh hum sure hain ke culprit yeh tucklooo giriraaj hai par phir bhi hum 24 hours dete hain ussey khud ko innocent prove karney ke liye...

Manyata: toh phir theek hai...kal subha baba ki bhaloo pregnancy case ka decision liya jaye ga...tak tak ke liye...the court is adjourned...hahahaahha...achi acting ki na...

Everyone leaves...Brijraaj was still lying on the bed playing with his awfully pregnant stomach...and Giriraaj was standing at the corner crying his eyes out cursing at the day he made friends with Briraaj..

Manyata (to Giriraaj): Uncle Giri ro mat yaar...MAIN HOON NA...sorry sorry ziyada filmy hogaya...don't worry uncle Baba ke bhaloo ka daddy main dhoondh ke hi rahoon gi...HAAN NAHI TOH...

It was midnight now, Briraaj was done playing with his pregnant balloon looking tummy and was now missing...He was not in the rajmahal...Manyata, Uday and Vijay bhai all followed him to where he went...he surprisingly went to hotel Uday Niwaas...and went to room 304...

Uday: Uncle Brij iss waqt hamarey hotel ke room main...???

Vijay: Zaroor apni MEHBOOBA se miley aaye honge I TELL YOU...

Manyata (to Vijay bhai): nahi bavakoof Mehbooba se milney kaisey jayengey...baba toh khud mehbooba hain...hamein toh unn ke hero ko dhoondna hai...haan nahi toh...

Uday (to both): arey yaar aahista bolo nahi toh pakrey jayengey...

All three stop outside the room...they didn't know how to get in...the door said DO NOT DISTURB...

Manyata: HAILLAAA...yeh do not disturb ka sign kyun laga hai..andar kya ho raha ho ga...mujhey bhi dekhna hai...

Uday: UFFF...Manyata woh dekhney ki cheez nahi hoti hai...

Manyata: NAHIII NAHII NAHII...mujhey phir bhi dekhna hai...

Vijay bhai: (was already looking through the hole while those two were fighting)...HOOO...woh dekho...MY NAME IS CHAUDHARY, CHAUDHARI KI JAWANI...HE'S TOO SEXY FOR YOU...WOH BRIJ MAMA KE HAATH AANI...tu nu nu tu nu nu...

Uday (Vijay bhai): yeh aap kya bol rahey hai Vijay banna...aap ka dimaag toh theek hai na...

Vijay bhai: hahahah...woh dekho... asal picture toh andar chal rahi hai...

Both Manyata and Uday look through the hole and realize it was choudhary...

 

Inside the room...Brijraaj was buttoning up choudhary's shirt and while doing so saying...

Brijraaj: (he puts chaudhary's hand over his stomach)...feel karo CHU CHU...hamrey pyaar ki nishaani...hamara BHALOOO...

Chaudhary: Briju meri jaan...main feel karsakta hoon par tum bhi toh samjho na baby...elections aaney waaley hain, aisey main agar hamarey aaney waaley BHALOO ki news media mein phail gayi toh disaster ho jaye ga...

Brijraaj: CHU CHU hum aapki baat samajh rahey hain par...

Chaudhary: Briju samjho na darling...TERI MERI PREM KAHANI HAI MUSHKIL...

Brijraaj: but chu chu...I AM SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT...tum phir bhi hamein chorr kar jaa rahey ho...??? (sobs)

 

Outside the room...

Manyata: kya...chu chu...aur...Briju..???

Vijay bhai: AWWW...how cute na...unn dono ne aik dusrey ko nick names bhi diye...how romantic...

Uday: (looking disgusted)

Manyata: THAT IS IT...ab yeh chu chu aur briju ka the end karna hi padega...chalo room ke andar chaltey hain...

Vijay bhai: AKAL KI DUSHMAN...room locked hai...

Manyata: toh kya hua...DARWAZA TODH DO DAYA...

Both Uday and Vijay bhai looks confused and stare at her in confusion...

Manyata: kya...aisa CID main boltey hain...DAYA DARWAZA TODH DO DAYA...heheheheheh...

Vijay bhai: OMGGG haan...hum toh bhool hi gaye the...Daya is so cool na...

Uday (to himself): oh GOD...kahan phasa diya in do cartoons ke beech mein...(holding his head)

Manyata: chalo ab baba aur uss CHU CHU ka encounter karte hai...chalo...

All three knock out the door and enter the room...both Manyata and Vijay bhai start taking their pictures while they run around the room in their boxers trying to hide their face and Uday stands at the corner dying of laughter, he was cracking up looking at the scene...

 

THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT: the next day, it was to be decided what to do with CHU CHU, BRIJU AND BHALOO...after much discussion and argument  which was mainly caused by Manyata it was decided that Chaudhary was to serve 15 years in solitary confinement along with Brijraaj who had to serve 20 years in solitary confinement and about bhalooo...Manyata being one stubborn girl wanted to adopt that bhaloo, everyone tried to convince her that bhaloos belong in the jungle and that's where he should be dropped off but she fought with everyone for that bhaloo, she even threatened Uday to jump off a cliff and eventually all had to give up in front of her.

5 years later, Briju and chu chu are still in solitary confinement, Uday and Manyata are married with 2 kids and a bhaloo, which Manyata adopted and she named him MR DOODLES (that's the name of my teddy ...LOL)LOL

 

 

PHEWWW...that was one long OS...i know a little too crazy...hope guys liked it...and thanks shals i did it, you really motivated to write this...thanks again love you..

Alrighty guys please do leave your comments and hit the like button if you enjoyed reading...love you all...

Love,

AlissaSmile

 

 

 

 

 

 



Edited by alissa345 - 15 June 2012 at 11:59pm

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Posted: 15 June 2012 at 11:41pm | IP Logged
ROFL
chu chu and briju ka bhaloo rofl died laughng

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Posted: 15 June 2012 at 11:45pm | IP Logged
Crazy??...

That was effing brilliant... It was sooo hilarious. I was laughing through practically every line. Brijraj ki pregnancy and Chaudhry is the daddy and the end result was a bhaloo... OMG... kya dimag paya hai...

It was too good... and specially the dialogues were SUPERB... Komal doesn't use chawl wali lingo but I guess Manyata kay saath reh kar she has learnt 'khotey' type language too... but I loved it..

Good work!,,, You deserve loads of applause, I feel so cheered up.


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Posted: 15 June 2012 at 11:50pm | IP Logged
Ohhh mannn!!!! that was frigginfg funny!! tears coming out of eyes laughing!!! oh man just can't stop laughing!!

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ROFL

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Posted: 15 June 2012 at 11:58pm | IP Logged
OMG Alissa!! You did it!! What an OS girl!! Freaking awesome!! Yeah!! I m not in train today but in bus and because of my non-stop laughing person sitting next to me changed her seat!! Lol!! That was mind blowing!! Chu chu!!! Lol!! Kya concept hain briju ko overnight 8 months preg karne ka!

Love it girl!! Huggs to you!!   ROFL   ROFL   ROFL   ROFL

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ROFL...ROFL

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Posted: 16 June 2012 at 12:01am | IP Logged
chuchu,briju n bhalu wah kya family hai.itz hillarious.keep writing Alissa.

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