Sidhu's Quotes

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Posted: 09 July 2004 at 1:45am | IP Logged
 A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh (made  during his commentary of the cricket matches):

1.That ball went so high it could have got an    airhostess down with it.

 2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for  India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them   over.

 3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when  you are bald.

4.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian    taximeter.

5.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

6.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

7.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell   you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

8.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

9.The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and theIndians are in the sea.

10.The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a   haystack.

11.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

12.Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in  a  topless bar!

13.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the  cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one  falls and everything else falls!

14.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss  without a Squeeze.

15.You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.

6.Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to  Manchester United.

17.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

18.One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

19.Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

20.Nobody travels on the road to success without a   puncture or two.

21.You got to choose between tightening your belt or  losing your pants.

22.The cat with gloves catches no mice.

23.Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

4.You may have a heart of gold, but so does! a hard-boiled egg.

25.He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

26.The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

27.The world is all about mind and matter, I don't  mind and U don't matter...

28.In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!

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