While you guys were watching that God awful episode, I was off on an adventure. Met up with an old friend and had a great chat!
[Romil] {Sydney, Australia} But soft, what light through yonder window down under breaks?
O...it is my Ovi, oh, it is my love. O that she knew she were.
She speaks sometimes, yet she says nothing of consequence; what of that?
Her eye discourses, I think?
The makeup doth have me confused, still I will answer it
Oh, I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks' 'tis only to Arjun
See how she leans her cheek upon her hand;
Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek, yet I fear the makeup might sully my glove.
[Laurie] {just off the non-stop Lufthansa flight from San Francisco to Sydney}
O Romil-O, Romil-O, wherefore art thou Romil-O?
Deny thy fashion show, and refuse thy fame.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my accomplice, and I'll no longer be an ARVIan...
'Tis but thy friend that is my enemy, thou art thyself, though, not a ARVian either.
[Romil] {with a big smile on his face} Laurie? When did you get here?
Come into my arms and I take thee at thy word!
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; henceforth, I never will be Romil-O
[Laurie] {pretends to dry heave} Erm... easy there lady killer.
I'm here because I need your help!
[Romil] {wiggles eyebrows suggestively} Anything for you baby.
[Laurie] {laughs out loud}Stop that or else I'll make sure you won't be able to walk for a week.
You know, aside from your obvious hang ups, you are kind of a mushroom.
[Romil] A mushroom?
[Laurie] {laughs out loud}Yeah, mushroom... you know, a fungi (fun-guy)
[Romil] {laughs out loud} We really need to work on your jokes.
[Laurie] {laughs out loud} Whatever!
Anyway while you're off gallivanting and having fun in Australia.
Things have been going the way of the dodo bird in India.
[Romil] What do you mean?
[Laurie] Hello? Love going extinct?
Oh, you haven't heard?
Canada's super couple got engaged last week.
[Romil] Oh snap!
What? You mean Ovi and what's-his-face?
Mr. Cracker-loskar?
[Laurie] {giggling} Arjun. Yeah.
[Romil] Engaged you say?
[Laurie] Yeah
[Romil] Oh snap!
You know Laurie, Ovi - she was my dream girl.
Pretty, twinkly eyes, not too bright though. Just right!
We always had a great friendship and I always thought it would develop into something more.
We have the same interests and she lets me play with her makeup and do her hair.
If that's not love, then I don't know what is.
It should have been me, dagnabbit!
[Laurie] {backs away ever so slightly} Oh yeah, you two really are a match made in heaven!
Absolutely M.F.E.O.
[Romil] {blank look on his face} M.F.E.O.? Me For- Ever-loving Ovi?
[Laurie] {shakes her head} Not quite Einstein - Made For Each Other.
Besides - you think you have it hard?
Arjun told my friend Purvi that he loved her just two days before getting engaged to Ovi.
[Romil] Purvi?
Who is she?
Is she hot?
[Laurie] {face palm} Yes, Purvi, my friend.
She's very pretty and really a sweetheart.
Then DK, Manav and Ovi got ambitious and surprised Arjun with an engagement party.
They practically forced the ring on his hand.
Purvi really fell for Arjun hard too and that rat bas***d trampled all over her heart.
[Romil] Oh snap!
That's low and when I say its low that's really saying something.
[Laurie] {looks at Romil quizzically and scratches her head. Shrugging her shoulders, she continues} I think we should do something about that engagement circus.
[Romil] So wait..Purvi's available then?
[Laurie] You are such a guy!!!
Focus!!!
No, she's not! At least not for you!
Leave her alone!
[Romil] Oh snap!
[Laurie] You deserve to be with Ovi.
And she deserves someone who is as obsessed with her as she is with herself.
[Romil] {holds up his hand waiting for a high five} Oh snap! Tru Dat!
[Laurie] Grrr..If you say that one more time I will throw my shoe at you!!!
[Romil] Oh snap!
[Laurie] {throws her shoe at Romil}
[Romil] Ha ha - you missed me!
You have such bad ai - Oof
{Romil falls to the floor with Laurie's second shoe on his chest}
[Laurie] Sorry dearie... you were saying?
[Romil] Ok, ok I'll behave
[Laurie] {glaring at Romil} Good. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,
Don't give up on Ovi. You can win her back and still make your dreams come true!
Purvi was hurt too much and I have a plan to make that Arjun pay.
[Romil] {gets up and smiles cheekily} You really think so?
[Laurie] Uh yeah, I do. So what do you say?
[Romil] {winking at Laurie} Anything for my love
[Laurie] {shakes herself} That's just so eeewww gross!
I think I want to throw up now.
You have to bring your A game though Rom - this one's going to be tricky.
Here's what we need to do...
{Laurie and Romil are whispering and laughing with each other}
[Romil] {wiggling his eyebrows} BRRRILLLIANT!!!
You are pure genius.
I like that. {wink, wink at Laurie}
[Laurie] {slaps Romil upside the head} Stay away from me hot dog!
And thank you!
[Romil] Let's go get my girl back from Captain Kirk-iloskar!
[Laurie] More like dig her claws out of him!
[Romil] Same same! We have a flight to catch.
Many an engagement to disassemble!
Laurie and Romil in Unison : Let's do this!!!
Edited by Axiom123 - 11 years ago
