INSECURITY - Bade kaam ki chij hai bhai

Wht is the best  quality of human being???? its not love, not humbleness, not even kindness or fighting spirit. Sacrificing and self respect is absolutely useless😆😆 opposite to popular believe, its non other thn INSECURITY😆 and if its come with add on JEALOUSY thn the effect is inhanced multiple times. This one quality ,which wash out ur all paap and crimes. people uselessly wasting their time and money in tirthyatra to wash their paaps, or hire advocate to defend their crime. just be INSECURE and become SECURE from all crime and paap😆😆😆  Edited by ankit111 - 12 years ago

Lol! until now I thought insurance policies would secure my future but ankit,
ee INSECURITY bhi na kal, aaj aur future ka bhi Security de raha hai😉

For now on even people will not buy any insurance policies as it only secures future . Look ta the mega offer yaar your yesterday, today and tomorrow will be covered, woh bhi muft muft muft mein!!!!😛

par policies mein doubts hai tho kisse puchne cahiye???.
Bhai yeh tho boldo sona pe suhag !!!😆
Edited by ashahai_aamanke - 12 years ago

Now Insurence co. wd hv to fight with INSECURITY POLICY. tough competition 😆 😆 😆

InSecurity has security word embedded inside of it. 

Yup ur right...I have decided to become INSECURE...Tht will give me licence to do anything 😛

@ankit wat  a superb policy is this!!!!😉😆😆u r rite just b insecure & u r not only free from any bashing or crticising but u"ll b also a most real human being & if u r a woman then toh all fault lies wid men even if shes equal partner in crime & even law can b bended 4 such women . and if sum1 tries 2 give  Indian Law system's clauses, citation reagrding anything wrong done by that woman, bring gender biasedness clause!!!😉😉😆😆😆

🤣 lol Ankit, so true. Didn't know insecurity had so much perks. Ab job offer ke saath people will start asking for insecurity coverage. Sirf job hi kyun---dowry mein insecurity certificate will be a must, when a son graduates, parents will gift him an insecurity certificate. You should also gift your friends insecurity certificates on their birthdays, anniversaries and even death, so that no matter how many sins one does, one can still argue with god after one's death that he/she was under insecurity coverage and get a seat in heaven🤣

Pehle pata hota toh all the internationally acclaimed criminals would have also bought the insecurity coverage, because as far as I know 90% of the crimes are committed out of insecurity. Bechare Bin Laden ko maar diya Obama ne, wish he also had an insecurity coverage---we could have had fun seeing some more buildings coming down.


By the way where can we buy the insecurity certificates? I want to buy some for myself and for the rest of my family so that they are all covered😉



Edited by woman11 - 12 years ago

Originally posted by: woman11

<font color="#0000FF">🤣 lol Ankit, so true. Didn't know insecurity had so much perks. Ab job offer ke saath people will start asking for insecurity coverage. Sirf job hi kyun---dowry mein insecurity certificate will be a must, when a son graduates, parents will gift him an insecurity certificate. You should also gift your friends insecurity certificates on their birthdays, anniversaries and even death, so that no matter how many sins one does, one can still argue with god after one's death that he/she was under insecurity coverage and get a seat in heaven🤣

Pehle pata hota toh all the internationally acclaimed criminals would have also bought the insecurity coverage, because as far as I know 90% of the crimes are committed out of insecurity. Bechare Bin Laden ko maar diya Obama ne, wish he also had an insecurity coverage---we could have had fun seeing some more buildings coming down.</font>


<font color="#0000FF">By the way where can we buy the insecurity certificates? I want to buy some for myself and for the rest of my family so that they are all covered😉
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Antara u can buy Insecurity certificate in neighborhood thread 😉 😉 😉 but for tht u hv to arrange entry pass 😆 😆 😆

yaar tab toh muskil hai, there are too many landmines. I no go there🤣 Mujhe smuggle karke kuch dilwao na 

Originally posted by: woman11

<font color="#0000FF">yaar tab toh muskil hai, there are too many landmines. I no go there🤣 Mujhe smuggle karke kuch dilwao na</font>

to get such valuable certificate u hv to take some risk. For taking risk of smuggling u meed INSECURITY. Any insecure person plsss help us 😆 😆 😆